calling OSO laywers, is this true?
03-10-2005, 12:05 AM
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calling OSO laywers, is this true?
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"
"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"
"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
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03-10-2005, 09:38 AM
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Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand?
.......not enough sand
What's the best contraceptive for a lawyer?
......his personality
What do you have when....wait...I'm a lawyer....disregard the foregoing!
.......not enough sand
What's the best contraceptive for a lawyer?
......his personality
What do you have when....wait...I'm a lawyer....disregard the foregoing!
