Docking Stories
 

I remember when I was around 11 years old in Florida my dad and I were eating a early dinner when all of a sudden we heard a nasty (good) sounding boat coming toward us. We were outside right by the docks at our table when we saw this brand new gourgous cigarette pull up. He yelled at the restraunt that he wanted to eat there. He then started to come in and was coming way hot he then realized this and pulled them back in to nutural. He noticed that he was still coming in hot and then revved the motors up and slamed them into reverse with the wheel turned for some reason. After that with the throttles still up a bit he started slamming the drives forward reverse untill he slammed the dock ripping off some of the boards and exposing some nails. This is when he really started spazzin and really working those drives in and out of gear. The whole docking experience took about 5 minutes untill finally he just got close and shut them off. I was sooo pissed that that beautiful boat was now in need of a lot of gel work and probablly new drives.


I know that there are many stories of this kind of stuff out there. Lets hear some of them.

Hunter

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I was leaving johnny fins on lake travis, my friend was piss drunk walking toward the boat, i yelled at him for something, as he turned around, he kept walking, straight off the end of the dock, fully clothes. that was some funny chit.

I saw one guy who was tied up in the middle of about 4 boats. he released the one closest to the dock but didnt untie the others. he started driving off when the boat owner started coming after him. it was pretty funny watching the guy drive off with a couple of extra boats tied up.

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One thing about these boats is when you come in to dock, use extreme caution, and park as well as you can.

Because most save the whale types are just waiting for you to mess-up to justify to their girlfriend why they don't have one.

If your not sure... practice, practice, practice. Because someone will remember you messing up and will tell everyone they know or even post about it...

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My Dad always said:

"Never approach a dock faster than you want to hit it".....:drink: :drink:

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I always dock my boat on the first try. Always. If I don't I go back out and come in again for another first try! :D

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It's all about patience!!!!! ........and I'm not a very patient person. :rolleyes: :D :D

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Its not the dock thats the problem its that wind and tide thing. :D

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My favorite was the first time I took my then girlfriend (now wife) out on my boat. It was april, and she told me she needed to go to the bathroom bad. Being the gentleman, and only a couple of dates into this relationship, I decided to take her to the dock, instead of telling her to get in the cold april water (no way was she using my toilet!). Anyway, i pull up, dock, and instead of throwing lines out, I jump out and decided to just hold the boat. Well the current and wind was stronger than I thought, and as i'm holding the boat, the thing is drifting away. I try my best to do the splitz to hold the boat, but my need to overwax everything I own, got me and I slipped and fell in. So i swim around to the back, and get out, totally soaked and freezing, and she is laughing so hard she is peeing all over the floor of the boat......

needless to say, we put it back on the trailer for the day, and went back to my place and got cleaned up.....

still makes us laugh whenever we think about it...

dock lines are meant to be used.! :D

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Almost dark, dead calm I parked my 24' boat between two boats that had about a 35' gap between them. I left my G-friend to hold the boat and backed the trailer. I got back to the boat and the drunk owner of one of the boats is giving my g-friend sh*t about hitting his boat and those "big boats" being hard to drive. The guy shut up as soon as I got there and he figured out I was the driver. I didn't find out he was talking sh*t until after he was gone. If I didn't know I could park there without hitting anything, I wouldn't have tried.

I won't say I always dock on the first time but I will say I have never damaged my boat trying. Might have caused my Wife a few stitches once but still no scratches on the boat. You know your wife takes care of the boat when she needs stitches keeping the boat off the dock in bad conditions.

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cuts and scraps will heal for free..... gel coat and paint cost money... :cool:

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If you're gonna hit something hit it slow!

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Yo Nasty Boy, your brain is so fried, you can't remember that far back. Don't tell people on the board these stories. They will have no respect for you!!!!! HeHeHe :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

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I once saw a man jump out of his boat to see a friend on the dock... the boat kept going and slammed into the dock!! All the guy had to say was.... "That's ma boat" Worst docking job I've ever seen.

Ever see Forest Gump??? :D :D :D

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because I start mine in gear I only have a good first try :D .. because going to reverse means killing motor hitting reverse and hoping it will start back up :drink: :drink:

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About 10 years ago I was taking the local boating safety course and the Marine Patrol officer teaching the course shared a great story. It seems he has a friend who likes to approach the dock fast and slam it into reverse just before docking. Anyway he and the wife are going to dinner at a nice restaurant here in Jax on the water. They decide to go by boat. The wife is up front handling the lines as he approaches the dock. As usual he's coming in fast, slaps it into reverse to dock, which sends the wife over the bow into the river :eek:

The Marine Patrol officer said "It wouldn't have been so bad but this was the second time he had done that to her :D

The whole class was rolling after he told this story.

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Thats not a docking story - thats an almost cheaper than a divorce story.

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That is awesome.
Hunter :D

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it's called HIGH SPEED PANICK... it help slow the boat and make you look like you know what you are donig.. LOL

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OH PLEASE! Docking is as simple as Parallel Parking

:D:D Roby

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I watch alot of fisherman roll in fast then slam it into reverse. Somehow they always pull it off.

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I tell my students: "If you do everything correctly and you're STILL out of control, aim for something CHEAP!"

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I was never into that go fast into the dock thing - and then stop abruptley.
Had to back into my dock - transom first. Got to the point I could idle her in about 1/4 the way, shut off the engine and jump over the deck to grab the bow lines (attatched to the poles of the dock) while the boat slid the rest of the way into dock - tie up the front before the transom hit the dock.
I loved how the B/W tranny shifted at those low speeds with the TRS drive.

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Captn Ron I aint swab:D I'll take it slow, but I'll drive right up on the trailer. I can do that part fast, but coming to the dock is nice and gentle, especially when rafting up, just out of respect to the other boaters.

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Once I brought my Hustler in from running hard out in the ocean with all three Blackhawks locked in forward. Idled all the way in to American Offshore before I realized I had no reverse!
Didn't hurt anything, but it was not pretty.

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literally "into" american offshore :evilb:

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I share these words of wisdom with anyone who boats with me...

FLESH BEFORE FIBERGLASS :evilb:

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I'll take boat ramp stories over docking stories anytime. :D