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Old 03-24-2005, 10:05 AM
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A a guy came by and said "Your not going to put that loud boat in my lake are you" and we just said yup we rented the camp right next to yours see you at home.
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I always get the "Hey Mister how fast is that ??" Very fast I say back.

Then after I fire the motors "Hey Mister are those things supercharged"
Why yes they are !!!

Can I go for a ride Mister ??

Sorry my insurance won't allow for that because it's too fast !!!

Then when I am pulling the boat out with my modified Powerstroke with a screaming turbo the guys says " Hey Mister does that thing got a turbo on it"

As I am pulling out to go home I wonder how far that guy will get in life !!!!
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:11 AM
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The # 1 stupid question has to be: "Why would you want to go so fast"
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No wonder why your girlfriend is with you.
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Originally Posted by thedykstras
"What line of work are you in?"
This is thee one I heard the most!
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:18 AM
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People always seem to ask me "Do you fish with that thing"?

I always give them the same answer....Yes, Two-legged Tuna!
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Old 03-24-2005, 10:26 AM
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Can you Fish in that boat???

Yes! I troll up and down the beach for *&%#suckers..

It must cost a lot to buy Gas for that thing!!!

Listen Lady,,, I quit doing Cocaine the day I bought this boat, I got lots of money!!!


Those two answers always get the dumb looks and silence!!

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Old 03-24-2005, 11:00 AM
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I have to find the picture of a boat I sold last year that we installed rod holders in..............................A new 35 Fountain Executioner!!!!!!!!!

We put 2 in the transom above the swim platform.
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Originally Posted by KACHINA KEN
Also muttered by a passerby 'must be compensating for something"
I heard that one once.

My answer: "yeah....I have a really short SEASON."
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whats the difference a in a cigarette boat and a cigar boat?
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