Chris288

Waiting in line to launch one day in may,, ( COLD water ) guy is sitting in the middle of the ramp,, loading all his gear and crap, i'm being patient,, finally I ask the guy are you going in or pulling out,, he gets snippy and says going IN and asks WHY ?? I say,, well I wanted to let you know your transom strap was still on,, he huffs and puffs and takes it off,, no thank you or nothing,, I say to my wife,, watch this,,,, he dunks the boat in,, his son holding it at the dock he goes parks and leasurely walks down to the dock,, his kid yells out DAD,, is there supposed to be water in the CABIN ?? guy freaks jumps off the dock, BLUB BLUB BLUB,, freezing cold water over his head,,, yells to the kid to go get the plug outta the truck,,,,,,, I look him square in the face and say if you weren't such a D!CK about the strap I would have told you your plug wasn't in also.. My wife just about peed herself....

tomtbone1993

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very nice

masher44

Screw that.... you should have whispered to the kid you were banging his mom....

fund razor

That must be what happened to you.

t500hps

How do you think he got here???

fund razor

I don't know.... but at 6'7" and 280 pounds I hope that his mother still loves him.
Maybe he was smaller when he came out.

masher44

Hey! I was only 5'10" and 170 at birth

Maritime_Eng

I was at the gas station with my truck and boat with a few friends filling up for the weekend. A guy pulled up in his truck with his wife with him. He rolls down the window and asked kind of snotty " Is that your parents boat?" So, I asked him if that was his wife's truck? He told me to F#$% OFF as his wife was laughing at him.

keeponplanewayne

while waiting to dunk a customers boat, this guy walks up and asks how much horsepower each of those put out while pointing at the outdrives when i told him 1000hp each the look on his face was well worth it

bouyhunter

- A few of them I even have mounted