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Old 03-26-2005, 10:35 PM
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"If it's not a Performance boat, you consider it 'Nautical Gonorrhea'. "
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When somebody asks you if you prefer Sterling or gold and you of course say Twin Sterlings
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When somebody asks if 82.6 GPH is good mileage (35' Fountain)??

...and you go well that's about a gallon an hour...which is good and they kinda look at ya funny...ever get that??

Like they drive a Honda Civic and can't quite see the bigger picture..??
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WHEN YOU LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY
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...when your TV sits on top of staggerd bravo uppers
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when you think twice about logging off OSO to get a little from your women
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When you have a couple "personal" credit cards that you use for parts and fuel that the wifey doesnt see.

When your idea of "home improvement" is to organize all the boat stuff stashed throughout the house and garage.

When you intentionally over-fertilize the lawn in spring so you wont have to cut it all summer.

When your idea of the best present anyone can give you is gift certificates to Summit, Boatus or gas cards.
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When you have a couple "personal" credit cards that you use for parts and fuel that the wifey doesnt see.

Hmmm, that sounds famaliar.....
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