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Old 03-27-2005, 10:15 AM
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Old 03-27-2005, 12:13 PM
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how about when you walk around making big block noise,blacadablacada,braaaaaaaaaaappppp,or is that just me?
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:40 PM
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The wind chimes at your home are made of broken props

your patio furniture is recycled boat interiors
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How bout when you have a train schedule, not to ride the train, but to make sure you dont get held up at the train bridge? Yep, there's one on my boat right now.

or when the wallpaper on both your home and work computers is pics of your boat....

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You get invited to your sisters wedding, and you can't make it because there is a big raft party on that day!!!!

Your wife can no longer park in the garage, due to the overwhelming amount of performance parts in her spot.

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Dayum I cant belive I didnt think of drives for a TV stand


...when youve ran off several girlfrinds becase you spend more time with the boat than you do with them.

...if whenever you get a new calander you sit down and mark poker runs, races, and major boating weekends before aniversaries and birthdays


..if you have a performace boating related tatoo
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Bout time you posted that thing Tony!!!
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Cool Tatoo!!

...you are no longer invited to family birthdays or functions during the summer because they all know you are either on the water, at the marina or at a Poker Run!!

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...you are no longer invited to family birthdays or functions during the summer because they all know you are either on the water, at the marina or at a Poker Run!!

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My cousin actually asked me when the poker runs were this summer so he knew when to schedule his wedding!
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