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Old 03-26-2005, 08:55 PM
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Ten ways to tell if you are a performance boat nut

Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch including your kids tricycle

The blades on your ceiling fan have been repitched cupped and balanced

All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog.

You are surprised to find out that Arizona also has a desert.

You own a black velvet painting of Elvis , John Wayne , Reggie Fountain , and Jesus playing cards.

Your wife want a nose job so you have her call IMCO

Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run

Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage

Even your kids stroller has buddy bearings

When you take a good look around your house you can find about 34 life jackets

What else can you think of.......?
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When someone asks...." Why in the world would some have a $2,000 monthly boat payment and $500 a month insurance payment?"

and you answer... "because I can"
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When you girlfriend says "before we go out on the lake I need to run into town to get tampons..... and you say .... no we will go up to the big marina and get some on the way out to the party...."
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You have miniature propellers in your hitch.In Ricks [OSG] case you have 2 on your bumper.
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Old 03-26-2005, 09:09 PM
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fore play always involve removing a life jacket ... even in your own bed room
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The two mini props on your bumper are lab cleavers and counter rotating
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WHEN YOU LOG ON TO THIS WEBSITE AT LEAST 5 TIMES A DAY
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When people comment "you're not wearing a boating shirt"....
When you have at least four offshore" decals on your tow truck....
When you have "Trick Marine" on your speed dialer.........
You pass a Burger King sign and think of Too Old........
You feel vast relief when a repair bill is less than a grand.......
You hear "Number Six" and you don't think of the Prisoner TV program.....
You install LED lights on your trailer and call everyone you know to tell them....
The worst phrase in the world is "Manatee Zone"
You think "Blowbotes" are a blight on the Earth

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You'll do anything for just one more mph......
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FO you win the greast ever
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when you log own to OSO befor going to the porn sites .
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