David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
03-26-2005, 07:55 PM
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David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
Ten ways to tell if you are a performance boat nut
Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch including your kids tricycle
The blades on your ceiling fan have been repitched cupped and balanced
All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog.
You are surprised to find out that Arizona also has a desert.
You own a black velvet painting of Elvis , John Wayne , Reggie Fountain , and Jesus playing cards.
Your wife want a nose job so you have her call IMCO
Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run
Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage
Even your kids stroller has buddy bearings
When you take a good look around your house you can find about 34 life jackets
What else can you think of.......?
Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch including your kids tricycle
The blades on your ceiling fan have been repitched cupped and balanced
All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog.
You are surprised to find out that Arizona also has a desert.
You own a black velvet painting of Elvis , John Wayne , Reggie Fountain , and Jesus playing cards.
Your wife want a nose job so you have her call IMCO
Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run
Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage
Even your kids stroller has buddy bearings
When you take a good look around your house you can find about 34 life jackets
What else can you think of.......?
03-26-2005, 07:59 PM
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Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
When someone asks...." Why in the world would some have a $2,000 monthly boat payment and $500 a month insurance payment?"
and you answer... "because I can"
and you answer... "because I can"
03-26-2005, 08:01 PM
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Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
When you girlfriend says "before we go out on the lake I need to run into town to get tampons..... and you say .... no we will go up to the big marina and get some on the way out to the party...."
03-26-2005, 08:05 PM
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You have miniature propellers in your hitch.In Ricks [OSG] case you have 2 on your bumper. 
03-26-2005, 09:09 PM
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Re: David letterman style. 10 ways to tell if you are a performence boat nut
When people comment "you're not wearing a boating shirt"....
When you have at least four offshore" decals on your tow truck....
When you have "Trick Marine" on your speed dialer.........
You pass a Burger King sign and think of Too Old........
You feel vast relief when a repair bill is less than a grand.......
You hear "Number Six" and you don't think of the Prisoner TV program.....
You install LED lights on your trailer and call everyone you know to tell them....
The worst phrase in the world is "Manatee Zone"
You think "Blowbotes" are a blight on the Earth
and the Number One Reason:
You'll do anything for just one more mph......
When you have at least four offshore" decals on your tow truck....
When you have "Trick Marine" on your speed dialer.........
You pass a Burger King sign and think of Too Old........
You feel vast relief when a repair bill is less than a grand.......
You hear "Number Six" and you don't think of the Prisoner TV program.....
You install LED lights on your trailer and call everyone you know to tell them....
The worst phrase in the world is "Manatee Zone"
You think "Blowbotes" are a blight on the Earth
and the Number One Reason:
You'll do anything for just one more mph......
