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Knot 4 Me 02-20-2017 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by ICDEDPPL (Post 4530688)
Am I the only one where my best days are just me and the wife ( kids, unless they start to bicker) enjoying the sun and water alone, in peace?
These poker runs and gatherings with every a-hole telling you how bad ass they are and how much and who they know and what they`ve done is the last thing I wanna do on the water.
Hanging out with cruiser folks is preferred by me , they don`t have the need to have a d ick measuring conversation every 5 minutes.

Yes, some of my best days on the water have been with just me and your wife. :evilb: If you're gonna lob softballs up like that, someone has to take them out of the park! :lolhit: :drink:

TRL505 02-20-2017 03:18 PM

I like skanks with huge fake tit$..............is that relevant to anything?

Crude Intentions 02-20-2017 03:24 PM


Originally Posted by TRL505 (Post 4530840)
I like skanks with huge fake tit$..............is that relevant to anything?

I think that's most relevant. Haha

offshorexcursion 02-20-2017 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by TRL505 (Post 4530840)
I like skanks with huge fake tit$..............is that relevant to anything?

So what your sayin is you prefer to run hard......fakies....Opposed to soft saggy comfortable naturals....Well you do have the boat and engines for it so post some pics and vids please! :drink:

MILD THUNDER 02-20-2017 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by TRL505 (Post 4530840)
I like skanks with huge fake tit$..............is that relevant to anything?

Depends . Are they lactating ?

Was having a conversation just now at work about my new cappucino machine. One of the guys suggested trying to froth breast milk instead of plain milk. Interesting concept

TRL505 02-20-2017 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4530851)
Depends . Are they lactating ?

Was having a conversation just now at work about my new cappucino machine. One of the guys suggested trying to froth breast milk instead of plain milk. Interesting concept

This man is a visionary....and should obviously be promoted.

Sometimes I like to jerk my meat and use my left hand. It's kind of a thrill.....it's like I'm cheating on myself.

ICDEDPPL 02-20-2017 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4530830)
Icdedppl and I just go to the playpen and back. 2 miles each way, we dont even get on plane. Fast idle only.

Well you idle but I`m too scared to so I get the best tow coverage from Boat US , pretend I`m broken down and have them tow me the 2 miles .
Idling out of the marina wears me out.

12 meter joey: Not since an hour ago, now I`m falling asleep



Speaking of lactating, some of my favorite memories

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82predictor 02-20-2017 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by bck (Post 4530782)
I think Unleashed has 400 gals capacity but I'm not sure because I don't fill the front tanks and the motors generally don't run long enough to worry about the fuel level. I run Unleashed wide open about 38 secs at a time. Unleashed doesn't run hard in poker runs because it's on a trailer in a warehouse.

Haha so good ! Sorry man! I want a ride this summer!!!

Interceptor 02-20-2017 08:36 PM


Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER (Post 4530851)
Depends . Are they lactating ?

Was having a conversation just now at work about my new cappucino machine. One of the guys suggested trying to froth breast milk instead of plain milk. Interesting concept

Brilliant.

315duramax 02-21-2017 12:05 AM

Wow. Just read this whole thread. HAHAHA OMG. There was so many posts I wanted to respond to. Tim, you're still a whining ***** we see.

Kevin, I was actually curious of your post also... people joke about me not letting my boat eat. I like to roll around 4200 rpm. Don't like beating my stuff up. Idk why everyone hoped on your nob.



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