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used_parts 12-17-2005 09:12 AM

Racers Christmas Poem
 
Twas the night before Christmas
All the Racers were in bed
Dreaming of props and motors
and the milling circle instead

There was Scott B,Augie,Smitty of the Boyz
Dreaming of new motors and Wazzup
has in store

Then all of a sudden there was a loud thump
It was Julie from throttle up with new props
To make your boat hump

Hulk and Team Muscle were so full of cheer
Cause they had scored one hundred lobsters
and fifty cases of beer

Then down the chimney was a sight to see
It was the man from SBI it was big John C.
He was waving checkerd flags and checks in his hand
He said he put on the best races in all of the land

He said he had presents for all of his crew
Inspectors,Techs and his Timers too
He promised a new bus for the new year
and well stocked, with plenty of beer

Lets not forget OSO
So all the racers
and fans .have a great place to go
You get great info and a place to vent.
I know its the best money i have ever spent

Santa called his sleigh is a no go
He better call Augie
and deliver presents in
The FLYING CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas to All

AugiePensa 12-17-2005 09:24 AM

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You never cease to amaze me. Such a touching Christmas poem. Santa needs The Flying Condo AGAIN this year. Smitty,Sticks, please get her ready for Santa. Happy Hoildays everyone.

Towsontown Auto 12-17-2005 02:34 PM

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BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS Team TKO

Wardey 12-17-2005 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Towsontown Auto
BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS Team TKO

Twas the night before Christmas
and Al was worried at his house.
With visions and worries of what the boys were doing down south.

He calls up Walt whos pacing the floors, with worries that the Extreme boys were going to shut their doors.

While pacing and sweating he asks Al ,"What should we do?" As Al exclaims "We are up the creek in poo"

Team Extreme is coming soon, to blow those little flags off the sides,
Oh where Oh where, Oh where can we hide.

Merry Christmas Al and Walt !!! :drink: Dave

Roger 12-17-2005 07:06 PM

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Augie, What the H??? you mean happy holidays?? Don't you mean MERRY CHRISTMAS Roger

Wazzup Racing 12-17-2005 10:54 PM

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For someone who is so undecided, you kill me. Smitty

fountain1fan 12-18-2005 08:50 PM

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COOl ! you guys are tooo munch used parts that was great merry chrismas jersey boys robbie . :D :D :D :D :drink: :drink: :drink:

AugiePensa 12-21-2005 05:43 PM

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Hey, where you hicks been?

SpeedGirl 12-21-2005 06:44 PM

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LMAO..... used parts that is classic!!!!!:evilb: :evilb:

Joe Todesca 12-22-2005 10:30 AM

Re: Racers Christmas Poem
 
With less then 5 mounts before the season will start.
The boat drives and motor are all laying apart.
Orders have been summited for the new gears and heads,
With hopes they arrive Fedex red.
Pistons , rings ,gaskets and bolts
I hope to remember were each belongs folks.
Then off to the Dino the place that I fear.
Pray for better numbers then I got last year.
Start testing and tweaking of most all the parts
We should be ready for the St. Cloud starts.
To all the racers , fans and the Crews
Merry Christmas from me and our team to you,

Jo


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