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Racers Christmas Poem
Twas the night before Christmas
All the Racers were in bed Dreaming of props and motors and the milling circle instead There was Scott B,Augie,Smitty of the Boyz Dreaming of new motors and Wazzup has in store Then all of a sudden there was a loud thump It was Julie from throttle up with new props To make your boat hump Hulk and Team Muscle were so full of cheer Cause they had scored one hundred lobsters and fifty cases of beer Then down the chimney was a sight to see It was the man from SBI it was big John C. He was waving checkerd flags and checks in his hand He said he put on the best races in all of the land He said he had presents for all of his crew Inspectors,Techs and his Timers too He promised a new bus for the new year and well stocked, with plenty of beer Lets not forget OSO So all the racers and fans .have a great place to go You get great info and a place to vent. I know its the best money i have ever spent Santa called his sleigh is a no go He better call Augie and deliver presents in The FLYING CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Merry Christmas to All |
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You never cease to amaze me. Such a touching Christmas poem. Santa needs The Flying Condo AGAIN this year. Smitty,Sticks, please get her ready for Santa. Happy Hoildays everyone.
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BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS Team TKO
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Originally Posted by Towsontown Auto
BRAVO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS Team TKO
and Al was worried at his house. With visions and worries of what the boys were doing down south. He calls up Walt whos pacing the floors, with worries that the Extreme boys were going to shut their doors. While pacing and sweating he asks Al ,"What should we do?" As Al exclaims "We are up the creek in poo" Team Extreme is coming soon, to blow those little flags off the sides, Oh where Oh where, Oh where can we hide. Merry Christmas Al and Walt !!! :drink: Dave |
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Augie, What the H??? you mean happy holidays?? Don't you mean MERRY CHRISTMAS Roger
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For someone who is so undecided, you kill me. Smitty
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COOl ! you guys are tooo munch used parts that was great merry chrismas jersey boys robbie . :D :D :D :D :drink: :drink: :drink:
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Hey, where you hicks been?
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LMAO..... used parts that is classic!!!!!:evilb: :evilb:
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With less then 5 mounts before the season will start.
The boat drives and motor are all laying apart. Orders have been summited for the new gears and heads, With hopes they arrive Fedex red. Pistons , rings ,gaskets and bolts I hope to remember were each belongs folks. Then off to the Dino the place that I fear. Pray for better numbers then I got last year. Start testing and tweaking of most all the parts We should be ready for the St. Cloud starts. To all the racers , fans and the Crews Merry Christmas from me and our team to you, Jo |
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