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thedonz 04-19-2006 12:28 PM

Smack, Smack, Smack
 
I hear there is a team out there smack talkin' about kicking our ass..........big boat and all............

you know who you are.....bring some shampoo this weekend so you can do your hair during the race....... :D

MIAMIBOYZ 04-19-2006 12:35 PM

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Bring it!

AugiePensa 04-19-2006 01:01 PM

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OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH $hit!

thedonz 04-19-2006 01:56 PM

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:eek: this is going to be interesting real interesting

Jr Mike

ScottB 04-19-2006 07:30 PM

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My $$$ is on Albert and Frank........ :drink:

Xtremeracing 04-19-2006 09:10 PM

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Hummmmm here we go.... :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:

rad454 04-19-2006 10:48 PM

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MY $$$ IS ON SHAMPOO THIS WEEKEND : :eek: :eek: :eek:

BDevlin 04-19-2006 11:23 PM

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Pollo Boyz!

MIAMIBOYZ 04-20-2006 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by rad454
MY $$$ IS ON SHAMPOO THIS WEEKEND : :eek: :eek: :eek:

In case you do or don`t know who we are talking about, the boat is a 41 foot Apache called Predator. Throttleman is a good friend of ours, some smack is good for sport.

lowblue320 04-20-2006 04:38 PM

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albert good luck Im on your side.......kick some aszzzzz

Lauderdaleboats 04-20-2006 10:12 PM

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You guys have some fun in Miami. Your fun is OVER in Fort Liquirdale. I look forward to looking back and seeing you all having some good deck to deck racing. I'll be chillin in my NautiAir F16 with Bob Marley piping through my headsets. I'll be sure to put a mirror on my transom so you all can take a good look at yourselves back there.

thedonz 04-21-2006 02:56 AM

Re: Smack, Smack, Smack
 
transcript of onboard radio in Pollo Tropical:

Albert: "Frank do you see that little blue thing floating in the water?"

Frank: "Yeah, what is that little thing?"

Albert: "I don't know but we are coming up on it pretty fast!"

Frank: "I'll pass it on the port side, is that yellow Apache still next to you?"

Albert: "You mean 'Predator'?"

Frank: "Yeah."

Albert: "No bro, its way behind us, I can't tell if they are still running, I don't think the throttleman realizes this is a stadium style course....I don't think they ever turned at the pin....I think they are on their way to the Bahamas"

Frank: "Okay, I'm passing the little blue thing....hey wait; its a small canopy boat, ......look....the guy inside is putting on his breathing mask! I think he thinks he is underwater!"

Albert: "Did you see the surprised look on that guy's face?...Man this boat splashes a lot of water, I feel bad for him"

Frank: "Yeah, me too, I didn't mean to wet him" Funny thing is I never saw him before...Did You?"

Albert: "No"

Frank: "Guess we must have lapped him." It's a pretty little boat, though isn't it?"

Albert: "Frank, pay attention, we are coming up fast on that yellow Apache; I guess it did make the turn after all, but we are about to lap it too."

Frank: "Okay, I see it....Wow! That's a pretty boat too; and look at all that hair coming out of the back of the throttleman's helmet. Albert, how many more laps do we have?"

Albert: "Four"

MIAMIBOYZ 04-21-2006 05:19 AM

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Frank where do you get this energy, you have really gone madd.....

thedonz 04-21-2006 10:40 AM

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Its all the fumes I inhaled in the bilge until 2:30 this morning...... :D .......uh, you're not far behind.....

Wazzup Racing 04-21-2006 10:48 AM

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You are all nutz. Albert And Frankie all the way!!

Boomer56 04-21-2006 10:54 AM

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all my money is on you albert :drink:

MIAMIBOYZ 04-21-2006 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Boomer56
all my money is on you albert :drink:


Boomer WAZZUP!!!, you need to inherit the Viper and go out in kick some azz, hell you are twelve already.

thedonz 04-21-2006 12:32 PM

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Albert, shoosh, quiet, don't give him any crazy ideas....that boat will be flying over our heads with Boomer at the controls........ :drink: :D :evilb:

WAZZUUPPPPP BOOOOOMEEEEERRRRR!!!!

ScottB 04-21-2006 02:14 PM

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Get off the computer and Get to the races :drink:

thedonz 04-23-2006 09:31 PM

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CONGRATULATION team Predator P3-41

Jr Mike

thedonz 04-24-2006 10:55 AM

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Congratulations to Tommy, Gabbie and the whole Predator team. They ran a perfect race, and obviously set up the boat just right. No less to be espected from Chief Engines! You guys looked great out there, Albert and I had the best seats in the house after our steering failed.

Okay, Okay,......I used the shampoo already!

Gordo 04-25-2006 08:15 AM

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Now THAT's some funny chit right thar, I don't care WHO ya are...


Originally Posted by thedonz
transcript of onboard radio in Pollo Tropical:

Albert: "Frank do you see that little blue thing floating in the water?"

Frank: "Yeah, what is that little thing?"

Albert: "I don't know but we are coming up on it pretty fast!"

Frank: "I'll pass it on the port side, is that yellow Apache still next to you?"

Albert: "You mean 'Predator'?"

Frank: "Yeah."

Albert: "No bro, its way behind us, I can't tell if they are still running, I don't think the throttleman realizes this is a stadium style course....I don't think they ever turned at the pin....I think they are on their way to the Bahamas"

Frank: "Okay, I'm passing the little blue thing....hey wait; its a small canopy boat, ......look....the guy inside is putting on his breathing mask! I think he thinks he is underwater!"

Albert: "Did you see the surprised look on that guy's face?...Man this boat splashes a lot of water, I feel bad for him"

Frank: "Yeah, me too, I didn't mean to wet him" Funny thing is I never saw him before...Did You?"

Albert: "No"

Frank: "Guess we must have lapped him." It's a pretty little boat, though isn't it?"

Albert: "Frank, pay attention, we are coming up fast on that yellow Apache; I guess it did make the turn after all, but we are about to lap it too."

Frank: "Okay, I see it....Wow! That's a pretty boat too; and look at all that hair coming out of the back of the throttleman's helmet. Albert, how many more laps do we have?"

Albert: "Four"


underpressure 04-25-2006 10:19 PM

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Frank, Albert, and Mike,

From all of us at Predator Racing thanks. Frank that was some funny stuff and we all laughed. Glad you guys were okay. We are trying to get Tommy to grow his hair longer so the helmet will fit better and he can actually see where we are going. For a first run with the boat we couldn't have asked for more.

See you guys in Ft. Lauderdale!

captnate 04-26-2006 06:30 PM

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Way to go Team Predator,20 years old and still kicking azzzzz.

thedonz 04-26-2006 11:19 PM

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Carl,

thanks for the kind words and for the race you guys put on.....don't worry about Tommy, he can throttle that boat with his eyes closed.....see you in a couple weeks :D

underpressure 04-27-2006 01:47 PM

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Amazing, now that we won a race, the helmet can barely fit over his head. Not sure what happened there.

See you guys soon.

Carl


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