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Peconic 08-13-2003 09:19 AM

Randy can be bought! Pitch in!
 
Randy fell a bit on hard times. Augie graciously started the "Get Randy Back on Course" fund drive. Augie's $500 contribution is in the till. My $500 are in the till also. We need $3000 total. Meaning: We need just four more contributions, $500 ea. Augie holds the bank.

Your one time $500 contribution gets Randy back on course (now ain't that a refreshing thought?) It also buys you a one year dispensation from boat washing duties. It furthermore buys you a 100 year credit towards purgatory (for devout Catholics only.)

Think about it: If Randy would be in jail, would you bail him out? Not racing at the point is worse than jail.


Time is of the essence. Make your pledge here.

"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3.
4.
5.
6.

Peconic 08-13-2003 09:23 AM

"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4.
5.
6.

Peconic 08-13-2003 09:28 AM

"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5.
6.

BRUCE SEROFF 08-13-2003 09:29 AM

If Randy was in jail, he probably deserved it. Let him stay there for a couple of days

Peconic 08-13-2003 09:31 AM

Bruce: With your $500 donation, you can say anything you want.

Peconic 08-13-2003 09:34 AM

We need two more nuts to clinch the deal !!!!

All six contributors will get their names on Randy's boat (with Randy specifying type size and location.)

Peconic 08-13-2003 10:03 AM

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Save this animal from extinction:

Ron P 08-13-2003 10:14 AM

What a poor mutant.

Peconic 08-13-2003 10:16 AM

Was that your pledge, Ron?

Peconic 08-13-2003 10:58 AM

"Get Randy Back on Course" $500 pledges:

1. The Delicate Taste of Salami
2. White Trash
3. Wazzup
4. Simply Awesome
5. Applegate Trucking
6.


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Peconic 08-13-2003 11:00 AM

Ok, guys. I'll be off till about 6. First to send me a personal message gets the coveted sixth slot. Then the funds drive will close.

AugiePensa 08-13-2003 11:31 AM

Bertel, Typhon's in

Peconic 08-13-2003 02:48 PM

Molto gracie, Augieissimo! He's in because of tu!

Funds drive is ciuso!

No more money!

Fogeddaboutit.

Sponsors: Augie will collect at the Point.

Peconic 08-13-2003 02:50 PM

It's a bit like the Greek boy who didn't want to go to war: He didn't want to leave his brothers behind ....

AugiePensa 08-13-2003 04:09 PM

They are part of "THE FAMILY"................There is only one way out, we don't leave ya.

TYPHOON 08-13-2003 05:32 PM

Who was the 6th person? I bet it was Gino!!!
You couldnt ask for better friends. Glenn was as shocked as I was and also said thanks to all for this unexpected gift.
MD:D :D :D

MANITIE 08-13-2003 05:43 PM

PRARIE DOG,
Sorry I was'nt the 6th one, but I have to say that is true family up there in N.J. You don't see that kind of support anywhere!!!! You got to be proud of them guys, it was good to meet Augie, Ron P. and the rest of the boys from N.J. a great group of guys. When people do something for you like that you've touch there lives someway! Unfortunately the only way you've touched me is with your stern of your boat!!!! just joking!!! We had a great time in Milwaukee on and off the course. I won't forget you tryed to pull down my shorts at the awards...you basterd!!!!!
See ya in Sarasota!!!

Peconic 08-13-2003 07:16 PM

The sixth person? There was no sixth person. This was a low budget operation.

TeamRelentless 08-13-2003 07:28 PM

good i am very glad to hear augie u r the best and everyone else who has contributed...GODFATHER u said it the best... "They are part of "THE FAMILY"................There is only one way out, we don't leave ya."
Stroker

AugiePensa 08-13-2003 08:17 PM

Gino, great meeting you and what a show you guy's put on.

Hauling Trash 08-13-2003 08:21 PM

Peconic

I`ll buy the beer for the RV


Mike

TYPHOON 08-13-2003 09:44 PM

Just left the shop and the boat is clean and ready. Black is one hard color to maintain!! Rich will have it there tomorrow early for the show. Glenn and myself should be there about 5:30
MD:D

Peconic 08-14-2003 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Runaway
Peconic

I`ll buy the beer for the RV


Mike

You sure now? They have big coolers ...

Hauling Trash 08-14-2003 07:49 AM

BIGGER COOLER ..............I like that

Hauling Trash 08-14-2003 07:50 AM

If it help to get the dog out of the house .I`m there

Peconic 08-14-2003 08:02 AM

Ok, guys.

Everybody: Today, Thursday, 5 pm, Dog Pound, Dry Pits, Peterson's Riviera Inn.

The mission:

1.) Destroy all beer purchased by Mike.
2.) Make room for Randy in the cooler.
3.) Insert Randy in cooler.
4.) Recycle.

"Celebrating the re-awakening of Mad Dog."

Hauling Trash 08-14-2003 08:05 AM

You got it ,2 hours of beer till the 7pm party at Jenks.FREE BEER


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