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Peconic 04-04-2004 02:22 PM

Testing With The Nutz, Take II
 
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While other teams are cautiously testing the waters in tropical climes, the OSSVL Nutz are in the midst of their sea trials in the cool Northeast. Today, they meet at “Mad Dog” Randy’s shop in South Plainfield, in scenic North Jersey. Will Ros gets ready to mount the new round ear 5 blade Hydro, courtesy of http://www.Throttle-up.com

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:23 PM

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Randy had a little altercation last night. “This happens when you drink and drive,” says the Mad Dog, “let that be a lesson to you.”

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:23 PM

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Randy (right) of Team Typhoon (Black Nutz), Larry (left) and Will (center) of Wild Card (Blue Nutz) inspect the Wild Card rig. Randy is impressed.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:24 PM

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Randy immediately proceeds to pour illegal additive into the Wild Card tank.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:25 PM

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The Wild Card and Typhoon teams, posing for the team poster.

Larry, Randy, Will and Typhoon Crew Chief Glen.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:25 PM

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On their way to the Raritan River, the gang pumps some needed ethyl.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:26 PM

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While local street gangs decide that it might be wiser to melt into the background.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:26 PM

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This will be our test site for the day. That’s Staten Island on the right, and the Raritan River, home of half of the chemical industry of the civilized world, to the left. No wonder these guys are Nutz. It’s in the water.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:27 PM

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Wild Card’s Phantom is the one to be tested today. Here, Larry launches the boat at the Raritan River Boat Club.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:27 PM

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White Typhoon is the paceboat today. The Coast Guard immediately boards White Typhoon to look for illegal contraband.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:28 PM

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The Coast Guard decides to stay on the boat as a crime prevention measure.

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Going past fine specimens of North Jersey beach houses ….

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:29 PM

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… Typhoon and Wild Card go down the river for some urban hip-hop boat testing.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:29 PM

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New boardwalks, North Jersey style, are being built to accommodate the fan base.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:30 PM

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Their fan base in Jersey and New York is …

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:30 PM

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Finally, in the Raritan Bay, Larry of Wild Card shoves the throttle into the wood of their Phantom.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:31 PM

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That rooster should give you a wake-up should you land underneath it.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:32 PM

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Under the watchful eye of the authorities, Wild Card makes a high speed pass.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:32 PM

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Wild Card is so fast today …

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:33 PM

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… that even the high speed digital camera of the team's court photographer sometimes can’t keep up.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:33 PM

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“That’s cool,” says Randy. Sure is. About 40 degrees on the water.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:34 PM

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The engine sound is being transmitted to the secret Nutz lab on shore, where it is analyzed, and then forgotten.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:34 PM

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Will’s dad, Guillermo Ros, is very proud of his son.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:35 PM

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As the sun launches into another spectacular North Jersey sunset, the dreaded Guardian mode stops Wildcard cold. But the Nutz are undeterred. The on-board computer is being modified with a channel-lock, and the boat is good to go again.

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:35 PM

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Its already getting dark as the gang …

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:36 PM

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… tears up the narrow Raritan River at 80 mph

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:37 PM

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“Closed railroad bridge? What railroad bridge?”

Peconic 04-04-2004 02:40 PM

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The Raritan Boat Club is getting ready for some serious after-hours drinking as the gang comes back from another day of hardcore SVL testing.

OSSVL #29, the Black Nutz boat, will be tested on Wednesday in the warm waters of Fort Lauderdale.

Phantom1 04-04-2004 02:56 PM

Looks like fun - and the boat looks great.

Ron P 04-04-2004 03:02 PM

Nice story, but Augies' party was held at Smitty's/Jersey Boyz club house in Brick NJ.

Peconic 04-04-2004 03:36 PM

I stand corrected

gmhdfan 04-04-2004 10:11 PM

I thought it was called the Raritan YACHT club? Back drop in one of the Sopranos episodes. The one where the cop jumps off the RT 1 bridge. My wife used to live up the hill from the yacht club. Used to race V-drives a little farther up the river @ Donaldson Park in Highland Park. Remember as a kid being told not to eat too many craps out of the river:eek: :eek: Do they still have the dry dock in the middle of the river by raritan center? Good Luck racing this year Boyz:) :cool:

Peconic 04-04-2004 10:42 PM

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Pete: See imagery from the night vision scope we have trained on the facility ....

gmhdfan 04-04-2004 11:02 PM

I stand corrected it's only been over 20 some years since I lived there. And most of that time was under the influence of something.:)

SVL4 07-19-2010 01:54 PM

How I miss Bertel!!!

This kind or fun reporting is missing now!!!!

IMO, this is what boat racing is about, great times with even better friends!!


Wil


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