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01-02-2010, 08:41 AM
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Hustler Ad.
Why are all the fountain guys gentting bet out of shape. Its marketing ploy and seems to be working they are all talking about it. Isnt that the true meat and patatos of it. to have people talk about it. Or just said because of there short comings and have to add a beak to everything so they can just peck at it.
-Mike
-Mike
01-11-2010, 10:11 PM
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One of my sources just forwarded me a copy of a rather intriguing document about Hustler Powerboats. In the remainder of this letter, I plan to summarize the contents of that document in an effort to substitute movement for stagnation, purposive behavior for drifting, and visions of a great future for collective pettiness and discouragement. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. I indeed hope you're not being misled by the "new Hustler Powerboats". Only its methods and tactics have changed. Hustler Powerboats's goal is still the same: to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a jejune, lascivious world to begin a new life in the shadows of sectarianism. That's why I'm telling you that Hustler Powerboats keeps saying that big emotions come from big words. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, it claims that its reports are not worth getting outraged about. Well, I beg to differ.
Does Hustler Powerboats do research before it reports things, or does it just guess and hope it's right? The reason I ask is that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of disrespectful authoritarians like Hustler Powerboats can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Hustler Powerboats, does the word "chromatographic" mean anything to you? There are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Hustler Powerboats. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Hustler Powerboats's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to lead people towards iniquity and sin. If you don't believe me then note that a bunch of refractory, raffish slimeballs of one sort or another have recently been accused of forcing me to stampede into the abattoir. Hustler Powerboats's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that it is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of its involvement demands answers. For instance, does Hustler Powerboats's oversized ego demand that it manipulate public understanding of misoneism? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that Hustler Powerboats certainly believes that Dadaism and conformism are identical concepts. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: The ultimate aim of its catch-phrases is to restructure society as a pyramid with Hustler Powerboats at the top, Hustler Powerboats's squadristi directly underneath, abhorrent porn stars beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Hustler Powerboats to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought, which makes me realize that it has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, Hustler Powerboats's vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, its vows of equality did little more than convince people that it attracts the worst classes of mendacious, stupid trolls there are to its brownshirt brigade by telling them that pessimism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Hustler Powerboats likes causing riots in the streets. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of intransigent, two-faced maniacs, I believe that we can then shatter the adage that Hustler Powerboats has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature.
Hustler Powerboats will do everything in its power to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its jaded metanarratives. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Hustler Powerboats denies that it has been plaguing our minds. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. I'd like to see Hustler Powerboats spin its way out of that one. To sum it all up, I sometimes feel like Hustler Powerboats has forced us into a danse macabre with its misinformed, fastidious prevarications leading us to the grave.
Does Hustler Powerboats do research before it reports things, or does it just guess and hope it's right? The reason I ask is that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of disrespectful authoritarians like Hustler Powerboats can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Hustler Powerboats, does the word "chromatographic" mean anything to you? There are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Hustler Powerboats. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Hustler Powerboats's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to lead people towards iniquity and sin. If you don't believe me then note that a bunch of refractory, raffish slimeballs of one sort or another have recently been accused of forcing me to stampede into the abattoir. Hustler Powerboats's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that it is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of its involvement demands answers. For instance, does Hustler Powerboats's oversized ego demand that it manipulate public understanding of misoneism? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that Hustler Powerboats certainly believes that Dadaism and conformism are identical concepts. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: The ultimate aim of its catch-phrases is to restructure society as a pyramid with Hustler Powerboats at the top, Hustler Powerboats's squadristi directly underneath, abhorrent porn stars beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Hustler Powerboats to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought, which makes me realize that it has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, Hustler Powerboats's vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, its vows of equality did little more than convince people that it attracts the worst classes of mendacious, stupid trolls there are to its brownshirt brigade by telling them that pessimism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Hustler Powerboats likes causing riots in the streets. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of intransigent, two-faced maniacs, I believe that we can then shatter the adage that Hustler Powerboats has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature.
Hustler Powerboats will do everything in its power to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its jaded metanarratives. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Hustler Powerboats denies that it has been plaguing our minds. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. I'd like to see Hustler Powerboats spin its way out of that one. To sum it all up, I sometimes feel like Hustler Powerboats has forced us into a danse macabre with its misinformed, fastidious prevarications leading us to the grave.
01-12-2010, 03:13 AM
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I got bored by the standard advertising for powerboats. It is always the same: boat, bikini girl, sunshine.
Our industry is in difficulties and going like you used to, won't turn the whole thing around. I do not tell that this ad will turn the industry around, but it is an approach to interest people in powerboats again.
Personally I am looking forward to seeing who's next after Cig, Statement and Fountain.
I personally liked that Hustler brought up the failed deal with Fountain... Looks like they are ironic and self-critical.
Our industry is in difficulties and going like you used to, won't turn the whole thing around. I do not tell that this ad will turn the industry around, but it is an approach to interest people in powerboats again.
Personally I am looking forward to seeing who's next after Cig, Statement and Fountain.
I personally liked that Hustler brought up the failed deal with Fountain... Looks like they are ironic and self-critical.
01-13-2010, 10:57 AM
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One of my sources just forwarded me a copy of a rather intriguing document about Hustler Powerboats. In the remainder of this letter, I plan to summarize the contents of that document in an effort to substitute movement for stagnation, purposive behavior for drifting, and visions of a great future for collective pettiness and discouragement. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. I indeed hope you're not being misled by the "new Hustler Powerboats". Only its methods and tactics have changed. Hustler Powerboats's goal is still the same: to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a jejune, lascivious world to begin a new life in the shadows of sectarianism. That's why I'm telling you that Hustler Powerboats keeps saying that big emotions come from big words. Isn't that claim getting a little shopworn? I mean, it claims that its reports are not worth getting outraged about. Well, I beg to differ.
Does Hustler Powerboats do research before it reports things, or does it just guess and hope it's right? The reason I ask is that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of disrespectful authoritarians like Hustler Powerboats can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Hustler Powerboats, does the word "chromatographic" mean anything to you? There are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Hustler Powerboats. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Hustler Powerboats's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to lead people towards iniquity and sin. If you don't believe me then note that a bunch of refractory, raffish slimeballs of one sort or another have recently been accused of forcing me to stampede into the abattoir. Hustler Powerboats's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that it is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of its involvement demands answers. For instance, does Hustler Powerboats's oversized ego demand that it manipulate public understanding of misoneism? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that Hustler Powerboats certainly believes that Dadaism and conformism are identical concepts. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: The ultimate aim of its catch-phrases is to restructure society as a pyramid with Hustler Powerboats at the top, Hustler Powerboats's squadristi directly underneath, abhorrent porn stars beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Hustler Powerboats to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought, which makes me realize that it has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, Hustler Powerboats's vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, its vows of equality did little more than convince people that it attracts the worst classes of mendacious, stupid trolls there are to its brownshirt brigade by telling them that pessimism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Hustler Powerboats likes causing riots in the streets. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of intransigent, two-faced maniacs, I believe that we can then shatter the adage that Hustler Powerboats has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature.
Hustler Powerboats will do everything in its power to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its jaded metanarratives. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Hustler Powerboats denies that it has been plaguing our minds. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. I'd like to see Hustler Powerboats spin its way out of that one. To sum it all up, I sometimes feel like Hustler Powerboats has forced us into a danse macabre with its misinformed, fastidious prevarications leading us to the grave.
Does Hustler Powerboats do research before it reports things, or does it just guess and hope it's right? The reason I ask is that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of disrespectful authoritarians like Hustler Powerboats can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them. Hustler Powerboats, does the word "chromatographic" mean anything to you? There are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Hustler Powerboats. I wish such people would wake up and realize that Hustler Powerboats's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to lead people towards iniquity and sin. If you don't believe me then note that a bunch of refractory, raffish slimeballs of one sort or another have recently been accused of forcing me to stampede into the abattoir. Hustler Powerboats's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that it is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of its involvement demands answers. For instance, does Hustler Powerboats's oversized ego demand that it manipulate public understanding of misoneism? It is bootless to speculate on the matter but it should be noted that Hustler Powerboats certainly believes that Dadaism and conformism are identical concepts. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: The ultimate aim of its catch-phrases is to restructure society as a pyramid with Hustler Powerboats at the top, Hustler Powerboats's squadristi directly underneath, abhorrent porn stars beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Hustler Powerboats to manipulate the unseen mechanisms of society so as to keep a close eye on those who look like they might think an unapproved thought, which makes me realize that it has delivered exactly the opposite of what it had previously promised us. Most notably, Hustler Powerboats's vows of liberation turned out to be masks for oppression and domination. And, almost as troubling, its vows of equality did little more than convince people that it attracts the worst classes of mendacious, stupid trolls there are to its brownshirt brigade by telling them that pessimism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. I suppose the people to whom it tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, Hustler Powerboats likes causing riots in the streets. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why this is preeminently the time to speak the truth, the whole truth, frankly and boldly. Let me therefore state that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of intransigent, two-faced maniacs, I believe that we can then shatter the adage that Hustler Powerboats has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature.
Hustler Powerboats will do everything in its power to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its jaded metanarratives. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Hustler Powerboats denies that it has been plaguing our minds. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it preventing me from sleeping soundly at night. I'd like to see Hustler Powerboats spin its way out of that one. To sum it all up, I sometimes feel like Hustler Powerboats has forced us into a danse macabre with its misinformed, fastidious prevarications leading us to the grave.
Thats too many big words for a guy from Mississippi
Id rather them work on customer service and RETURNING calls.
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01-13-2010, 12:17 PM
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I agree with Strip Poker 388, K eep
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I'm still not sure what caused this outburst but tomtbone 1993 is obviously upset about something. Do all the Fountain guys use this large of a vocabulary because if they do I don't think that I would be able to hold a very interesting conversation with them being from Pennsyltucky and all.......I don't think that there is a manufacturer anywhere that somebody couldn't say something negative about but why be this upset about somebody's advertisement?
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I'm still not sure what caused this outburst but tomtbone 1993 is obviously upset about something. Do all the Fountain guys use this large of a vocabulary because if they do I don't think that I would be able to hold a very interesting conversation with them being from Pennsyltucky and all.......I don't think that there is a manufacturer anywhere that somebody couldn't say something negative about but why be this upset about somebody's advertisement?
01-13-2010, 03:00 PM
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Tomtbone 1993's post is a perfect example of what has gone wrong with OSO the past five years. A Fountain owner unloads on a Hustler forum spouting a lot of nonsense. He must think that Fountain's are perfect boats. What nonsense! Maybe we should go over to the Fountain forums and unload on all of Fountain's business problems????
01-13-2010, 03:24 PM
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Tomtbone 1993's post is a perfect example of what has gone wrong with OSO the past five years. A Fountain owner unloads on a Hustler forum spouting a lot of nonsense. He must think that Fountain's are perfect boats. What nonsense! Maybe we should go over to the Fountain forums and unload on all of Fountain's business problems????
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01-13-2010, 03:52 PM
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Tomtbone 1993's post is a perfect example of what has gone wrong with OSO the past five years. A Fountain owner unloads on a Hustler forum spouting a lot of nonsense. He must think that Fountain's are perfect boats. What nonsense! Maybe we should go over to the Fountain forums and unload on all of Fountain's business problems????
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