Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2605032)

Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.

I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!

Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2605071)

Yep, it's meeeee!

I'm going to the store in a little bit and buy a giant enema bag. Then I'm going to stop at Borders and buy every copy of Powerboat Mag. I'm going to tear out all the Fountain ads and puree them in my blender with a quart of Stoli and an urn of fresh Maxwell House, then I'm going to give myself an enormous Reggie Fountain enema.

If I have to have Reggie's nonsense rammed up my a$$ constantly, then by God, I'll do it my self and I'll find a way to enjoy the experience.

Originally Posted by jryan26 (Post 2605451)

Someone should break his V-Bottom Kilo record...Any takers?

Originally Posted by Pure Energy (Post 2602158)

Why do you guys insist on bringing a gun to a knife fight??? You show up at a poker run with twice as much horsepower as everyone else and then pat yourselves on the back for having the fastest boat and then critisize the other boats because they could not keep up. Furthermore, poker runs are geared towards private boat owners. They do not have the resources or sponsors as you,a manufacturer.

Why don't you stop the smoke and mirrors and bring "cat killer" to an event with the same horse power as those you claim to beat???

Next you'll probably hire Billy Mays as your pitch man!


Oh yea, great showing at the NYC Poker Run!

Originally Posted by Andy (Post 2605496)

Chris, tough day at the shop? The dwarf with the doo has made and will continue to make really fast boats. Not my brand. He is like Ali and boxing, he wakes up the avarage joe and puts the rush of adrenaline in you making you think you too can be a racer. Most of us on OSO have heard it all before but he is one of the only mfg that can put up or shut up. He has charisma and an arrogant style that pi$$es a lot of people off, kinda like most OSO members with our fast flashy boats that makes the Rif Raf at the docks jealous. Yes I said Rif Raf, I guess I am a little arrogant too, yeah right, a lot arrogant too!!

Originally Posted by Chris Sunkin (Post 2605032)

Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.

I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!

Originally Posted by Ratickle (Post 2605593)

That I doubt. No question in my mind he has the fastest V and has backed that up time and time again. There was no way that one test with a GPS that was faster than his was a legit record run. We run GPS on our RC boats with timed record runs and radar guns, all on the same pass. The timed two way average is always slower by a bunch. It's just the Cat Killer thing that gets me. If he had named the boat Vee Killer, no problem.