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SeaDated 10-10-2002 06:44 AM

Reasons NOT to buy a Formula powerboat!!
 
1) A Formula powerboat can only be put in the water if a women (AKA wifeepoo) says it's OK.

2) A Formula powerboat owner must beg the boss (AKA wifeepoo) for permission to attend a boat trip.

3) A Formula powerboat owner must be a slave to the other passenger (AKA wifeepoo) while the boat is a float.--thank god it is only allowed to float three or four times a year.

4) A Formula powerboat owner MUST surrender his manhood to the co-owner (AKA wifeepoo).

...And here is the big one:

5) A Formula powerboat owner must answer all verbal commands to the co-owner (AKA wikeepoo) with "Yes Dear" or "I will Dear" or "anything you say Dear".

speedbump 10-10-2002 07:03 AM

I take it that someone we know isn't going on a unspecified boat trip that would be happening on unspecified dates that are very close????? Geez!!! Must have gotten too cold and the arthritis is kicking in or maybe he likes the submissive thing....:rolleyes: ;) :D

slow one 10-10-2002 07:49 AM

Thats good gig. Hard at work again? Tom280. BITE ME:D

cougarcat 10-10-2002 08:39 AM

Slow one----This is all a big joke right???? I'm sure Al and his navigator are still going to go to the river with the rest of us die-hards---with rain/lows in the 40's looming in the forecast. Right Al????? CC out.

SeaDated 10-10-2002 10:08 AM

Al...if you're going to act like one, you might as well look like one so trade your pants in for a dress!:D :D

olemissalum 10-10-2002 12:24 PM

Al, in a dress?? Now that is a mental picture I could do without. Almost as bad as SeaDated in speedos!!!!!:D

slow one 10-10-2002 01:03 PM

Jim. I have 2 words for you. TEXAS TECH :D :D :D

olemissalum 10-10-2002 01:49 PM

OUCH!!!

toonatime 10-11-2002 10:19 PM

OH NO!!


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