So much glass....I hear Jeff has stock in Windex..... :grinser010:

Scot I think your spell check failed you. If you look at the sentence above in your post you wrote"was it designed to purpose" and I know your intent was to ask if it was designed to PORPISE. Just a heads up for you to be more careful.

I read somewhere on here that he bought that boat because he thought the glass on the windshield was magnifying:poopoo:

Yes Scot, Bob MCcoy, the legend. Read it and weap. The vessel was built to his specs...excuse me, his custom specs, and was primarily for pok-her running. Oh, its real alright, the reel MCcoy!

Scot, this floating missle not only is a pok-her run king, its also a floating condo. Due to it being so much wider in front of the solar panel, it allows for a MUCH larger cabin than most. Oh yea, its party time on this SOB. You thought the casino was big for its size? Hahaha, you havent seen nothin yet. This is the boat for you my friend.

Where has it spent the majority of it's life? How and for who was it maintaned/stored?

Can you tell me something about the gages and power?

Wow, that's an added benefit Frank! I like riding amusement park rides and bucking broncos! :cool:

Well, technology in this flying dolphin ;) is amazing. It actually has Smart Craft Technology, which is not common in other poker run vessels. The blendersszz, I mean ,Engines are outboard in nature, and fuel injected to boot! Wow! This boat is very clean. It has spent the majority of its life in fresh water and only 10 or so hrs in salt water. Im guessing if there was any damage at all on the hull, it was done in salt water...just guessing. Anain, its VERY clean.

So it uses Smart Dolphin Technology too?

This is all pretty funny coming from:
1 A Guido whos mortgaged to the hilt for his ride,
2 A Bald clown whos 8 track tape deck having, 70s station wagon, disco ball wannabe with carbed old school Tech, and
3 A no boat owning, tapered leg jeans wearing, wanna have a mustache guy whos so cheap he almost passed out spending 25 bucks to join a club!

YEAH I CAN TAKE IT FROM THIS CROWD JUST FINE!

The sad part is the one thats probably least true is the one about frank!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your right Jeff, Franks not a guido!

That's why I have it insured for twice that amount:violent-smiley-045:

[QUOTE=30ctsutphen;3370307]The sad part is I secretly want to be more like Frank, I am even thinking about painting a number 1 on my boat.


Thanks Jeff imitation is the most sincere form of flattery!

[QUOTE=4195;3370364]that was such a pathetic attempt Frank, Your lucky you fuel me with such good retribution for Kev.:party-smiley-004:

Anyone? :party-smiley-004:

Oh yea, sorry, I got side tracked with sleep. Um, where were we, oh yea, smart dolphin craft technology. This new technology allows your vintage 90's boat to mimick a dolphin without you being able to control it! Yea! It also allows your passengers to feel like they are on a kiddie roller coaster while spilling their drinks everywhere.......in perfectly flat water!!!!Its amazing technology. Kind like taking a trip back in time......to Walley World Russ!!!!!!!! :lolhit:

Interesting 'technology'. If I were to bring a couple of folks out for a ride on perfectly flat water, any chance any of them would even notice this Smart Dolphin Technology in actual use? Do you think they would comment on it? Any chance of them getting a little green in the face from this high performance poker run technology? What if I want to turn Flipper off, can I do so?

Looks like saturday is a go for me, hitting the ramp around noon for a quick run and see how the boat runs

Its amazing technology Scot. You could easily get your passengers to comment on the dolphin ride, its VERY noticable. I BELIEVE THERE IS AN ACTUAL VIDEO OF THIS SOMEWHERE. Maybe it will surface soon ;) Green in the face??? You thought the ole green arm reach around was bad!! You havent seen nothing yet. Take the boys out for a ride on the river, kick in the ole Smart Dolphin Craft, and let the vommiting begin! Again, remember John Candy on the roller coaster at Walley World Russ? Same thing............except worse. Can it be stopped? Yes, when you bring the boat to a dead stop by digging the tabs into the bottom of the river. Remember, this is not a river boat, its a poke-her run boat.

WoW! Which ramp?

I'm sold!!! Where can I buy such a beast! :lolhit:

It sould be close to 60 in your area, a hair cooler towards the Sound. ;)

Well friends and family, heres the unvailing of this masterpeice! Jeff, your phone is gonna be ON FIRE !

http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/11640

You can send my % of the sale later Jeff. Oh, and.......... Your welcome. :) Dont mention it.

WHAAATTT?????? Jeff say it isn't so. Okay now that the cactus out of the bag what's next? Something with a number 1 on it I am guessing?

Yes, I am not even gonna get the boat just put a HUGE number 1 Statue in my front yard so I can feel whole!


Then I can worship it and have all you guys who have been brainwashed come buy and worship it as well.

NO, I am looking to build a new house while things ares till low, The inflation is getting crazy the dollar is worth **** all over the place and interest rates will have to rise soon. BUY or BUILD NOW or you'll regret it later!

I can always buy another boat later.

Baldwin bridge ramp Saybrook

Jeff you F@g!
-Mike

weekend is looking up for weather. If i get all my BS done Carerra Run.............
-Mike

We Are Officially Unwrapping And Opening Tomorrow...

You just bought your boat!! And didn't you give me $hit for selling mine?!?!?! :grinser010: