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kreed 06-09-2011 10:59 AM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3425292)
I find having sex works great, nothing better than middle of the night T-storm sex with the lightening flashing and the wind and rain blowing in on you! :drink:

What, are you writing love stories now??? Christ, Im surprised you didnt say "making love"...... you freak! :lolhit:

SS930 06-09-2011 11:23 AM

Sounds like you two are jealous you weren't "making love" in the middle of the night during the storms. Did someone get told "not now, leave me alone"? :eek:

kreed 06-09-2011 11:28 AM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3425346)
Sounds like you two are jealous you weren't "making love" in the middle of the night during the storms. Did someone get told "not now, leave me alone"? :eek:

Nope, slept like a baby through it! Hahahahahaha....making love.:grinser010:

30ctsutphen 06-09-2011 11:36 AM

Making love is what a woman is doing while some guy is ph uck ing her!LOL

so how was he SCOT! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

SS930 06-09-2011 12:05 PM

Jeff, Kev's right... you are a TARD! :D

4195 06-09-2011 12:14 PM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3425292)
I hear you, but I had to get up around 4:15 today. :(



I find having sex works great, nothing better than middle of the night T-storm sex with the lightening flashing and the wind and rain blowing in on you! :drink:

I have found everyone should get one free pass..... Scot my friend you just got yours:drink:

WildThing47 06-09-2011 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3425346)
Sounds like you two are jealous you weren't "making love" in the middle of the night during the storms. Did someone get told "not now, leave me alone"? :eek:

Scott: did you pretend you were Bill Paxton and Christine was Helen Hunt in the middle of the twister? hahah that was too good to pass up, priceless...
:coolcowboy:

I'm sure the role playing was exciting....RUNNNNNNNNN haha

Looks so calming....yea I didn't give you a pass, but cmon, that's funny right there I don't care who you are...


"ya know what I never realized...how boring making love really is...ok, you can do anything you want, my safe word is "blueberry pancakes" "

Scott: be happy he's saying what he is, his idea of making love is two goats a bottle of lube and some jim beam...and of course the....love ewe inflatable sheep...I heard he named it Don Johnson and also cues the miami vice theme while engaging in the activity..just a rumor..

SS930 06-09-2011 01:03 PM

Haters! :gfight:

WildThing47 06-09-2011 01:05 PM


Originally Posted by SS930 (Post 3425436)
Haters! :gfight:

You know I love you Scott, I think jeff just wants to molest you...he wants to take you on the love boat and do some dirty work in the stabbin cabin...then tattoo SUTPHEN WAS HERE on your ass...

SS930 06-09-2011 01:06 PM


Originally Posted by madhatter42 (Post 3425437)
You know I love you Scott, I think jeff just wants to molest you...he wants to take you on the love boat and do some dirty work in the stabbin cabin...

Why would that not suprise me about Jeff??? :party-smiley-004:


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