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Ms PatriYacht 04-19-2005 03:31 PM

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I think it was him that took us :rolleyes: Yep all our parties are that much fun that's why the club is growing. Sorry we did not get to talk longer, I have this habit of running around and talking to people for only a few min. at a time.

That was so funny that I gave that other Miller a big kiss and a hug thinking it was you :o He was from Grand Sport and his group got a big kick out it. I will get you the info on the other runs we talked about. See you guys soon

MarkSmith 04-19-2005 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by scarrab30
Great party, Enjoyed meeting alot of people and thougt mark would make a great dj for the club.

Me a DJ, no way!!!
Collecting rent and fixing toilets is way more fun.

Mrs. Candyman 04-19-2005 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by scarrab30
Donna, What is this? You took my baby boy into a strip club! Why i dont know if he could handle that. Great party, Enjoyed meeting alot of people and thougt mark would make a great dj for the club. Did you ever find that little fat man you were looking for? If all the parties are like that marie lavoe would even enjoy them.

It was great seeing you again. I wish Marie Lavoe could've made it. Make sure she's at the next one, I'm sure she'll have a good time.

Now, who went to a strip club??? That's what I must've missed!!!!

Vicki :drink:

scarrab30 04-20-2005 07:50 AM

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Vicki, From what I hear donna wanted to taketwo innocent boys to a strip club down the street. (mike Sommers @ Brian) Poor Ian had to endure looking at the out dated equipment at that club. Thats probably why Ian went to bed early the other nite. I imagine he thought it was all just a bad dream. Donna was stuffing 100 dollar bills in G strings. The boys were offering candy bars to the TA TA twins with little success. They shure liked Donna though. Brian

Mrs. Candyman 04-20-2005 08:58 AM

Re: Let me be the first..
 

Originally Posted by scarrab30
Vicki, From what I hear donna wanted to taketwo innocent boys to a strip club down the street. (mike Sommers @ Brian) Poor Ian had to endure looking at the out dated equipment at that club. Thats probably why Ian went to bed early the other nite. I imagine he thought it was all just a bad dream. Donna was stuffing 100 dollar bills in G strings. The boys were offering candy bars to the TA TA twins with little success. They shure liked Donna though. Brian

Brian,
Well, their lives will never be the same now :eek: :eek: I guess that means they are manly men now :cool: The travesty of it all. Poor Ian :( I guess Dan was spared because of my being overcome by martini-itis. What a nite! Can't wait to see you guys again!
Take care,
Vicki :drink:

Ms PatriYacht 04-20-2005 03:01 PM

Re: Let me be the first..
 

Originally Posted by scarrab30
Vicki, From what I hear donna wanted to taketwo innocent boys to a strip club down the street. (mike Sommers @ Brian) Poor Ian had to endure looking at the out dated equipment at that club. Thats probably why Ian went to bed early the other nite. I imagine he thought it was all just a bad dream. Donna was stuffing 100 dollar bills in G strings. The boys were offering candy bars to the TA TA twins with little success. They shure liked Donna though. Brian


Ummmh LOL, I have a feeling this is a story that will keep improving and growing with time :D See what happens when you leave a party to early Brian

sommerfliesby 04-20-2005 05:20 PM

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I Have Been Corrupted!!!

scarrab30 04-22-2005 01:42 PM

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Mike, Is there any truth to the rumor ,Ian was was doing lap dances for the performers?

sommerfliesby 04-22-2005 11:35 PM

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Yup. I can vouch for that. I can't really give any details, though, cause I pretty much closed my eyes!

note: THIS is how the story gets better with time! :D


ps - When do I get to see the barge?

Roger 1 04-23-2005 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MarkSmith
Me a DJ, no way!!!
Collecting rent and fixing toilets is way more fun.

They`re kinda` like a carburator with poop in it. :D


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