Gift for Augie ?
 

Augie this weekend I caught you a new pet to keep you company.I will mail to you but feed right away,anyone who can guess what it is will get one too and it is alive for a change! James Team Undeciced
Real Rednecks frm Florida

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Can we cook it? :evilb:

Does it taste like Chicken? :drink:

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Does it squeal like a pig and smell like a possum?

If I guess right, can you forward mine to Augie ?

Send a picture!

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It can be cooked, cause we do down here and it will make a noise if you piss it off!
James

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snake or gator? :eek:

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There haven't been too many times in my life that I was scared, I'm scared now. James, your a FUC$ING NUT! :evilb:

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Dont be scared you should be very worried !!!!! No one close yet,no pics yet to hard to hold dam thing! Keep guessing ?
James

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Ron everything we eat in Kissimmee taste like chicken .
James

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just got good news I just found out that
I was adopted, and im not related to James
:evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb: :evilb:
Robert p4-20 undecided

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Augie, make sure you bring enough Hoboken Eddie's sauce. :drink:

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That's no help......Augie makes noise if you piss him off!!!!!!

Is it bigger than a breadbox?
What does Augie have to feed it?

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Pat yes bigger than a bread box,will eat just about anything,will jump for its food.
Race Girl not snake or gator but you are on a close track not to many people have seen this thing when Augie opens box 1st time he will have to use a long pole and stand back a little ways,This thing is going to be ready for some room!
James

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Hmm ... dragon? :cool:

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Does it have a name? :eek:

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I named it ( Rat Bastard ) Im feeding it this morning and starting to build a crate for shipping,damn thing scared my girlfriend so bad she slept in the truck last night.I think I better take to junkyard today so no one gets hurt! I promise Augie will be the only Yankee up there to have one of these critters.
James

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Race Girl not a Dragon,Augies been to my house many times and he can tell you there are over 35 animals and fish hanging on my walls and a 8 ft Gator hanging as you walk in, he will not have a clue what this is. If you never been out in the deep swamps on a airboat you cant catch one of these critters,
James

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FUC$ ME! James, I love ya but I think it's time Vito and Carmine pay you a surprise visit. There really is something wrong with you, and for Faith to sleep in the truck...she's as nuts as you so I know I'm really FUC$ED! :eek: :eek: :eek:

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Augie go ahead and send Elmo and Ernie I will take them to the place I caught your gift ! :D
James

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Dont Worry Augie, I got yer Back, Call me when the Package arrives, I will Just make sure there are enough Air holes for the Big Bastard with a Little 00 Buckshot :blaster:


Jr.

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:evilb: i know what is.........ia a PUERTORICAN

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Swamp thing....hmmmmmmm.......is it a combination of frog, snake, catfish, gator?

By the way James............forget the picture of the "thing". Send a picture of your house with the 35 animals hanging in it. Hooooooeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Have you been putting something special in your puddin cookies?

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You got to have bait dont ya? :evilb:
James

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Yes a major combo Pat.You know I havent smoked or ate a good puddin cookie since New York last year and when I was at Augies at Thanksgiving!
James

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Buckshot is like chicklets for this critter,you need the big stuff with a fuse so you can stun it :eek:
James

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:rolleyes: :D

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If it's this "special" James........alert the media...Share your big catch.

And if your messing with us........I'm coming after you with something that has a fuse!!!!!!!!

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Pat this is the real deal,hell the dong on this thing is huge! :evilb:
James

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It's either an Iguana or abig azz snappin turtle. :eek:

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now that's just too much information James......................

I'd go with the snappin turtle except he said it "jumps" up for it's food....maybe it mated with a buffo?

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We ate the Turtle for breakfast with crystal hot sauce not an Iguana but has some bad ass claws !
James

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Does it have an official name........in the creature dictionary, or are we just guessing?

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Are they legal in Maryland???

What's gonna happen if it gets loose and goes for a swim in the river behind the Hyatt?

If we bring our guns can we use it for target practice?

How about a picture of its tail or claws?

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Should Augie wear his helmet when he opens it and how about getting a saddle for it...........I'd drive up there to watch Augie ride it.

COME ON JAMES.............more clues

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Ron not legal anywhere ! If it gets loose sorry about your luck up there.Hell yes target practice is fun.
James

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Bobcat :drink: :drink:

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Pat, I thought you'd get it by now.

If you miss it, I'll be sure to get a picture or two.

All I know is that I'm packin for this one, and I don't mean clothes.

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If the "Thing" draws blood from Augie, does that make it a Jersey Boy..err... Jersey Thing? Or does that make Augie a "Thing".

I need to know these details..... so I know what ammo to bring. 9mm - .40 or .45 :D

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Ron
Now I'm more interested in James..........talk about "one of a kind"...........
I'm in Tampa this week.......I may have to drop in on him................who should I take with me, fla. wildlife, gator control or immigration? James is not from this planet!

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Clues -has some good chompers in its mouth-swims great and runs good -can jump-and some fur ,more clues later!
James

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James............
You just described a couple of racers that have been giving me a hard time in a different sandbox. No names.....but they know who they are!!!