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JCPERF 12-23-2007 09:53 PM

Predictions 2008
 
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Winters might look like Reliable this year[Skegs up club]
I might finish a race
Pop pop might find some testicles for Cat killer
Gino will stop tearing off his sleeves and put mens pants on
Augie will get some tattoos removed
Tyler will stop saying "Yeah oh Yeah"and get a GPS that works
Curtis will make an agreement with Hertz rent a car to get a car
We might even stay out of the hospital[big plus]
Evil Ed will keep some skegs on the back
Racegirl will have full time oxygen in the boat
Louie will stop trimming his moustache like Hitler
Eric will be calm and collective
Smitty might put legal 525s in
Did i say Stanch might find his balls?
Jimmy and Curtis will stop facing the wrong direction on a turn
Herbie will take the 4800 rpm chip out of stanches boat
We might get at least 2 laps on the go karts
Scotty B will get a haircut
Marc will convince him to race P1
I might get a Traffic light shirt this year
Lucididee might tell what is in that Pepsi bottle for real
Dukes will keep the Gps in the boat
Anthony P will stop trying to rob the Geico lizzard drunk
Someone will tell Glassdave finally what direction those prop thingys go
Val will put sun block on or his shirt
P4 will be won by something other than a Phantom
Tyler will have 900hp to go 69.9999999999999999999"On GPS"
And if you ask him if he has 900 he'll say"Oh Yeah".........Thats right
There will be green loctite instead of grease on the OTC prop shafts
I might race sober
There will be a Jersey Skiff in P6
Freeze frame video will be free
Talk Offshore might get all our names right in a broadcast
Haggin will stop smiling for 10 seconds
Nicky "half pint" might bet me on a race this year
Allan Pettit will make me get a physical for real
I will avoid all rental cars
There will be a 388 Skater in P1





Feel free to add your predictions

Lucididee 12-23-2007 10:50 PM

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

JohnStanch 12-23-2007 11:11 PM

O T C Will Take The Blower Motors Off The Lunchroom Table And Put Them In The Boat .....
I Can't Take The Crying For Another Year !!!!!!

GARBAGEMAN 12-24-2007 04:26 AM

Pop Pop 's soon to be legacy (because he's older then dirt )

Johnny Stanch The guy who turned class 1 racing into checkbook racing thinking he could keep up with Winters buying new power every race only to find himself wearing the Jacka$$ look when Wes cut him off after learning Smitty stoped letting Nicky & Johnny run w/ 100% more HP then Jimmy & Curtis cuz that;s the only way they could win:cool-smiley-011:


Merry X - mass Johnny:p

Racegirl3 12-24-2007 07:27 AM

:drink: :drink: :drink:

I know whats in the pepsi bottle :evilb:

and I know where .... oh nevermind :D

louietherigger 12-24-2007 08:01 AM

Hitler Moustache? Why I oughta! Some things come to mind when I read that, like Player Hater, Chick Magnet, come on Ladies help me out here lol. All I know is I hope your practicing on the skins, cause February 23 we be pulling all the stops, I actually have been playing everyday, might even do the guitar sacrifice! (with the other guys guitar of course)
Well I'm heading out to sea right now to mark the course for next year. Everyone have a safe and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year,Louie

scottc 12-24-2007 08:04 AM

RaceGirl and Lucididee will have their own raceboat and beat us all:party-smiley-004:

Team Xtreme will finish all our races and take first without breaking out:cool-smiley-026:

TylerCrockett 12-24-2007 10:43 AM

Zul will build JC a motor.......
Curtis will drive the OTC boat like a rental car......
Pop pop will give the class 1 a 1/2 lap start....
Marc will take go-cart driving lessons....
Hertz will sponsor OTC....
I will send the Dukes a rev limiter that works.....
Evil Ed will donate his boat for the dunk test......
Haggin will buy the Geico girls some summer outfits.....
Randy will have 12 svl to run next year.....
Bruce & Gino will race together......
Jimmy will be the first one to the physicals every race.....

TylerCrockett 12-24-2007 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by TylerCrockett (Post 2382351)
Zul will build JC a motor.......
Curtis will drive the OTC boat like a rental car......
Pop pop will give the class 1 a 1/2 lap start....
Marc will take go-cart driving lessons....
Hertz will sponsor OTC....
I will send the Dukes a rev limiter that works.....
Evil Ed will donate his boat for the dunk test......
Haggin will buy the Geico girls some summer outfits.....
Randy will have 12 svl to run next year.....
Bruce & Gino will race together......
Jimmy will be the first one to the physicals every race.....

I forgot one....
Stancome will have a body guard for the St. Clair race this year......

ON THE CHIP RACING 12-24-2007 11:13 AM

Lance Armstrong will have a Tyler Crockett race engines shirt on when he does the tour de france:evilb::angry-smiley-038:


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