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georgeeisenhart 08-10-2008 10:19 AM
Trick Rick Warning
 
Rick, I realize Crockett is obsesed with weight as it effects speed. However for you to attempt to under mine my status as Rockett 1'S OFFICAL DRIVER BY SNEAKING YOUR PHANTOM CHOICE BEHIND THE HELM WHILE [ I WAS CALLED TO HELP FEED THE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA] is totally unaceptable. Im waiting for the satilite photos now so I can identify the driver in question.my sources tell me it's your realitive I hope you and realitive are prepaired for retribution. George Eisenhart one GRUMPY OLD MAN

Racegirl3 08-10-2008 11:43 AM
:eek:

TYPHOON 08-10-2008 02:06 PM
OK im lost on this one.
MD

Wazzup Racing 08-10-2008 05:43 PM
You have to understand Georges' warped sense of humor.

Wahoo ATV 08-10-2008 07:01 PM
Tyler. How fast did it run with the new driver? I bet you broke out.

glassdave 08-10-2008 10:16 PM
yes . . . its true . . . saw it myself . . . . Tyler tried out a new driver. I'm worried for ya George, apparently the level of talent exhibited was quite high.

georgeeisenhart 08-11-2008 07:20 AM
Ricks realitive?
 
Apearently Rick thought Tyler and he could find some extra speed by lighting up the Joker Power Boat. they put Ricks realitive in the boat who is I understand a LITTLE bit lighter than me behind the helm. The satilite photos haven't been realised yet so i havent been able to properly evalute them. water conditions were most likly the reason for a speed increase if any.If anyone at the hydro plane races saw the unauthorized test or possibly got a photo Ill pay 1000.00 for it.Race Girl where you ? I need evidence. YOUTH AND AMBITION IS NO MATCH FOR AGE AND EXPERIANCE. increasingly Grumpy

Wazzup Racing 08-11-2008 07:21 AM
Originally Posted by Wahoo ATV (Post 2649784)
Tyler. How fast did it run with the new driver? I bet you broke out.
The only time that boats doesn't break out is when George tows it on the trailer.

Racegirl3 08-11-2008 08:09 AM
Originally Posted by georgeeisenhart (Post 2650098)
Apearently Rick thought Tyler and he could find some extra speed by lighting up the Joker Power Boat. they put Ricks realitive in the boat who is I understand a LITTLE bit lighter than me behind the helm. The satilite photos haven't been realised yet so i havent been able to properly evalute them. water conditions were most likly the reason for a speed increase if any.If anyone at the hydro plane races saw the unauthorized test or possibly got a photo Ill pay 1000.00 for it.Race Girl where you ? I need evidence. YOUTH AND AMBITION IS NO MATCH FOR AGE AND EXPERIANCE. increasingly Grumpy


My team was there but I was not. Wish I would have been ... I could sure use $1000.00 :drink:

Ms PatriYacht 08-11-2008 09:20 AM
Originally Posted by Wazzup Racing (Post 2650101)
The only time that boats doesn't break out is when George tows it on the trailer.
LMA that is to funny:D

marinesracing 08-11-2008 11:17 AM
The only thing I heard from a reliable source is that the driver weighed 72 pounds.

georgeeisenhart 08-11-2008 02:32 PM
Trick Ricks' driver scam exposed
 
What ! 72lbs. thats a bit lighter than me,how much help would a meager 200lbs.provide the Rocket's throttle man Where's the love and loyalty.Is Rick realitive an out of work jockey? my leg weights that much. Is this wonder driver a member of O.P.A?

2 Trick Rick 08-12-2008 07:04 AM
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72lbs ? I dont think so, maybe 55lbs... !!

2 Trick Rick 08-12-2008 07:10 AM
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I Would have posted sooner but after her try-out she took the cars keys from Mary and I and took off for Cedar Point and rode the Top Thrill Dragster (0-120mph in 4sec.) a couple times! She siad she wanted to go on something "really fast" :eek:

Racegirl3 08-12-2008 07:11 AM
Im jealous :D

2 Trick Rick 08-12-2008 07:12 AM
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:evilb:

Wahoo ATV 08-12-2008 08:43 AM
That vest makes tyler look big. Almost 5' 5" :evilb:

DriverofDonzi 08-12-2008 11:46 AM
Originally Posted by Racegirl3 (Post 2651204)
Im jealous :D
So am I......

secret squirrel 08-12-2008 11:55 AM
Originally Posted by Wahoo ATV (Post 2651285)
That vest makes tyler look big. Almost 5' 5" :evilb:
remember short people will always rule the world:grinser010: plus we fit in engine compartments better LOL

ScottB 08-12-2008 11:58 AM
remember short people will always rule the world
Maybe your World:eek:

2 Trick Rick 08-12-2008 12:13 PM
She had a blast and is still taking about it today! Later that night she asked Evil Ed if she can drive his boat and he told her very nicely that it’s a little harder to drive than a 26 single but maybe she can ride along one day in the rumble seat.

She than looked at me and said "Maybe I can throttle it instead, how hard can that be…?”

P.S. She than asked to drive Miss Gieco. :eek:

2 Trick Rick 08-12-2008 01:28 PM
Originally Posted by TYPHOON (Post 2649655)
OK im lost on this one.
MD
He was off his Meds again.. :evilb:

GARBAGEMAN 08-12-2008 02:16 PM
Originally Posted by ScottB (Post 2651533)
Maybe your World:eek:
Thats what I was thinking:cool:

glassdave 08-12-2008 06:47 PM
Originally Posted by 2 Trick Rick (Post 2651552)
. . . . Later that night she asked Evil Ed if she can drive his boat and he told her very nicely that it’s a little harder to drive than a 26 single but maybe she can ride along one day in the rumble seat.

She than looked at me and said "Maybe I can throttle it instead, how hard can that be…?” . . . .

Hey wait a minute now!! :eek:. . . . alright George . . . i'm on your side now . . . this girl must be stopped! no one is safe! :D

TylerCrockett 08-13-2008 07:17 AM
Originally Posted by Wazzup Racing (Post 2650101)
The only time that boats doesn't break out is when George tows it on the trailer.
He would have broke out if he was'nt dragging our scooter under the trailer and got hung up on the rail road tracks :D

TylerCrockett 08-13-2008 07:21 AM
Originally Posted by 2 Trick Rick (Post 2651203)
I Would have posted sooner but after her try-out she took the cars keys from Mary and I and took off for Cedar Point and rode the Top Thrill Dragster (0-120mph in 4sec.) a couple times! She siad she wanted to go on something "really fast" :eek:
Rick she smiling like she ran 92 MPH or something.................

TylerCrockett 08-13-2008 07:22 AM
Originally Posted by GARBAGEMAN (Post 2651722)
Thats what I was thinking:cool:
That Bat boat would feel like a 38 footer if you were our size :D

TylerCrockett 08-13-2008 07:26 AM
Originally Posted by Wahoo ATV (Post 2651285)
That vest makes tyler look big. Almost 5' 5" :evilb:
I will see if the Stars Team will approve it ........

Pop 08-13-2008 01:17 PM
Originally Posted by TylerCrockett (Post 2652449)
I will see if the Stars Team will approve it ........
You want us to what????????????


Pop

fountain1fan 08-13-2008 05:56 PM
Originally Posted by 2 Trick Rick (Post 2651203)
I Would have posted sooner but after her try-out she took the cars keys from Mary and I and took off for Cedar Point and rode the Top Thrill Dragster (0-120mph in 4sec.) a couple times! She siad she wanted to go on something "really fast" :eek:
sweettttttttttttttttttttttttttttt you go girl . watch out guys she is a up and comeing offshour racer . going to be a force to deal with on the race course .

georgeeisenhart 08-13-2008 06:25 PM
Im' back !I had to save some whales and two turtles. I was hoping Trick and His buddy Tyler would be defending there positlon and ask for forgiveness. Or possibly demonstrate for us all that they would not take advantage of a child for the sake of a mile an hour or so.I may have to review my rights with Smitty and the rest of the Jerzy Boyz. It appears Rick &T find there behavior acceptable. P.S. how could a Class 5 boat run 92 M.p.h.? The old A-Boat Nat.class record was 92.Somethings fishy. --serously-- Grumpy

georgeeisenhart 08-13-2008 06:44 PM
Girl Must be stopped
 
Originally Posted by glassdave (Post 2651995)
Hey wait a minute now!! :eek:. . . . alright George . . . i'm on your side now . . . this girl must be stopped! no one is safe! :D
I will take my case to the O.P.A. rules commttee. Admittedly she is much cutier than Tyler. However Augie and The boyz wil not let that effect there judgement, Grumpy G

MaryK 08-14-2008 08:00 AM
Thats my girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cheer:


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