As an italian jersey boy it brings me great pain to say that all of this is true haha. Wooden spoons hurt, my dad is 5'6", we have about 10 different names for mazzarella, and its called sauce haha

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LOL Before my words are twisted out fo context it's a joke

You know your a jersey boy when
 

Rick i was reading your list and there are a lot of things on that list that are going on in my family i think i might be part jersey boy say it ant so.
Wait i have no hair on my back im ok.:woohoo:

I was on a date a while back, and we started getting pretty hot and wild, and she whispered to me to " kiss her where it smells", so I took her to Jersey

I always got the belt or the old cast iron skillet that was always on the stove .KABESH

and you are required to say "Fugetabout it" at leat 5 times per day

I've been searching the internet for some Michigan Jokes, It's almost like who gives a FK, I cant find any.

The stuff we are posting are not jokes they are true facts no funny stuff with us michigan boys we dont roll that way .:angry-smiley-038::lolhit:
Well except tyler he is a little off.

Insulting Michigan does not really hurt us.. sorry. :coolcowboy:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA sent out the call for the top scientist in the United States to fix the problem.

After 4 weeks NASA had two finalist to chose from. The first was a pen from New Jersey..it could write in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. and cost 1 million to design with a unit cost of 15k each!

The second entry was from a Detroit scientist... it was a pencil.