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Ron P 08-19-2003 12:46 PM

We better not get thrown out.
 
This is the hotel and pit area for the Maryland race. It looks real nice,,,almost too nice if you know what I mean. Golf course and everythang.

Who's up for an OPA golf tournement on Saturday?

http://chesapeakebay.hyatt.com/prope...ow/index.jhtml flip through the slide show.

We best not get thrown out. Hey, um.. Mad Dog... you and the dog pound are going to Bahamas.. Right?

AugiePensa 08-19-2003 02:00 PM

Oh, good LORD......The Jersey Boyz there!!!!!!!!!!!!!Well if we do get the boot it will be because of Another All Time Low That We Will Be Proud Of!!!!!!!!!Great Place.

BODYSHOT1 08-19-2003 02:14 PM

..are they taking reservations yet??...do we have any discount in-place??

guess it'll be Grey Poupon with my dog and beer!! :D

Ron P 08-19-2003 03:37 PM

We just booked for Fri and Sat night. $165 a night.

Who wants to play golf we me on Friday afternoon???

TYPHOON 08-19-2003 07:20 PM

I heard you were real good at miniature golf Ron. How about bad mitten or does that give you blisters?
MD:eek:

Peconic 08-19-2003 07:30 PM

A round of Mah-yong, anybody?

Ron P 08-19-2003 08:24 PM

Candy, I play with the big dogs on the big boy course.

BRUCE SEROFF 08-19-2003 08:26 PM


Originally posted by Ron P
Candy, I play with the big dogs on the big boy course.
Oh..so you play pitch and putt?:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Wazzup Racing 08-19-2003 10:14 PM

Golf?
 
Ya know what they say...... Dont drink and drive you might hit your foot.

Ron P 08-19-2003 10:41 PM

I can see the boyz don't do Golf.

Bruce, wanna caddy? You can bring your gopher gun.

AugiePensa 08-20-2003 06:26 AM

We do Ron.......But we never used a club to hit a little ball!!!!!!!!!!!But I have to admit that they do indeed leave marks. The Godfather

Reindl Powerboats 08-20-2003 09:52 AM

What is a golf course?

FRIENDSHIP 1 08-20-2003 10:22 AM

A Golf Course is where you walk the dog.... Right

Ron P 08-20-2003 10:24 AM

Oh Boy, like I said we better not get thrown out.

And no Augie, you can't put your boat in the pool.

BRUCE SEROFF 08-20-2003 10:24 AM

No, Its an electric car race track.

Peconic 08-20-2003 11:28 AM

I'll ask my wife to do some crochet prop covers ...

Ah, YES!!!! Don't golfers use certain shoes that might come handy for ass kicking?

Ron P 08-20-2003 12:41 PM

Ok, anyone up for electric car racing on Friday afternoon.

We'll race around the golf course, you know, the big green grassy area.

Peconic 08-20-2003 12:50 PM

Scary thought: Maybe the Remote Control section of AP.... , nah, perish that thought .....

AugiePensa 08-20-2003 12:50 PM

I'm In!

Ron P 08-20-2003 02:12 PM

I'm telling you!!!!!! You guys better behave or they won't invite us back next year.

I think we need to send everyone to Mad Dogs School of party etiquette prior to this race.

AND NO BOATS IN THE POOL!!

Peconic 08-20-2003 10:44 PM

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Mad Dog, demonstrating poise and proper behavior.

Ted G 08-20-2003 10:50 PM

Oh Jeez what have I done to the good people of Cambridge??????:eek: :crazy: :crazy:

F1-00 Racing 08-21-2003 12:54 AM

Ron on a serious note get a tee time,(for Friday) but we play with simple rules: each beverage that is consumed takes a stroke off of the score, and if you cant hit it past the ladies tee you have to whip it out for the rest of the hole.
The last time I played 2 1/2 yrs ago I had a 6 handicap or was it 7(CTD can tell you first hand I cant count)so it ought to be fun!!!

Ron P 08-21-2003 10:07 AM

Tee time is 2pm on Friday afternoon!!!

Ted are you up for a round with the Boyz?

Hauling Trash 08-21-2003 04:57 PM

I`m in for a round of golf

F1-00 Racing 08-21-2003 05:39 PM

Fore!!!! or is it Five hmmm help me out Bruce lmao

BRUCE SEROFF 08-21-2003 05:55 PM

eight...you BIG DUMMY !!!!

AugiePensa 08-26-2003 06:29 AM

Screw golf, how about "Stuff The Body In The Trunk," Peconic will help me make up the rules.

Ron P 08-26-2003 09:30 AM

Uh...Augie...once we leave NJ, you can't stuff any bodies in any trunks. Some people (I can't image who) have a problem with that.

Unless you wanna put Boomer in there for a few minutes!

Peconic 08-26-2003 09:38 AM

Simple: Most bodies in the trunk win. No mamby-pamby brackets for trunk sizes: Buy American.

Peconic 08-26-2003 09:41 AM

Example: Randy (see picture further above) would get DQ'ed. Does not fit in trunk.

Ron P 08-26-2003 10:30 AM

Ah he'll fit, you just need to cut off what hangs out... right Augie?

AugiePensa 08-26-2003 12:59 PM

We don't cut.....we HACK 'em off.

Peconic 08-26-2003 01:05 PM

Sorry, Augie. Hacking or cutting would DQ you. You must stuff complete bodies into the trunk. There will be an inspection of the bodies at the end of the race. Rulez are rulez.

Peconic 08-26-2003 01:08 PM

One exception: Limbs lost at least 3 months prior to the race would be grandfathered-in. No exceptions after that, well, cut-off point.


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