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Re: 2006 Pirates Run

A few more pics :evilb:

Re: 2006 Pirates Run

PUBLIC NOTICE
I just want to take a minute and have everybody look closely at post number 209 - third picture. It has been confirmed that Gary a.k.a. "haulin some sausages" did infact kidknapp a women with rather large cans. :cool: After talking with the young lady she said that in no way did Gary try to harm her... Infact she enjoyed the ride as she got a look deep within the rainbow world Gary lives in. :D She has agreed to drop all charges. :evilb:

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While kidnapping is a serious offense, it does appear there is more to this story.
We met the young lady at the Tiki Bar Sunday as she celebrated her return to freedom. She did in fact claim to enjoy her time spent on the boat.
What she confided in us next was most alarming. She was a professional ! A hired gun(s) ! Not paid by Gary, he was just the wheel man. Thanks to Coors Light ( and TWINS ).

Thanks again for a great time spent with great people !!

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Kelly

Nice meeting you. That a super clean, quick ZT you have. Love that motor. I rafted up with you at the end. I have the 283 Convincor.

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Well I have to turn myself in I suppose ............ yes I did have a hired gun on-board who was sponsored by Coors Light :cool: You got me, I surrender............

And thanks PREZ for your philosophical regurgitation of the last thoughts you had before passing out on that guys lap Friday night :eek: He seemed to like it though when you were drooling saliva into his crotch :D In fact, I have a picture of you when he woke you up for a kiss :eek:

------- OOOOUCH !!!!!! ----------------

Oh, and thanks Kelly O -- I did notice you accurately stated ........

"She did in fact claim to enjoy her time spent on the boat."

This I am sorry to say was not the case with the PREZ.... To set the record straight, the PREZ had only FAMILY MEMBERS on his Pizza Barge :eek: I heard through the grapevine that PREZ paid more for his own FAMILY MEMBERS to ride on that barge than we could have hired both of the COORS LIGHT TWINS for !!!! :mad: You could have helped us all out here PREZ :mad: The last I heard they were only $10,000 each ! !!! !!! !!!! !! and you paid your FAMILY.......WHAT?????

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still trying to figure this out