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Forum: General Boating Discussion 12-01-2007, 02:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,401
Posted By Phknlwyr
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the end of the...

Hey, what's that brown stuff on the end of the old broom handle?
Forum: Beware and Stolen 11-28-2007, 12:58 AM
Replies: 1,036
Views: 221,404
Posted By Phknlwyr
What's the world coming to when the dumbest SOB...

What's the world coming to when the dumbest SOB on OSO is the only one that was not scammed by Fred? Good work, Stecz. Now wipe the drool off of your chin and get back on the short bus.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 09-07-2007, 04:04 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,168
Posted By Phknlwyr
LS Jr.: 1) Take a writing course or two or...

LS Jr.:

1) Take a writing course or two or three. Sound communication skills will get you everywhere in life, including off the lot and into the closing room at the dealership. Plus, you'll...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 09-05-2007, 05:14 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 4,280
Posted By Phknlwyr
When a police officer orders you to start your...

When a police officer orders you to start your engine for a db test, politely refuse. It's not like a breath test that counts against you if you refuse. I would love to see what they try and cite...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-12-2007, 03:15 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,009
Posted By Phknlwyr
I’m done. It’s over. 102.73 taint killing miles...

I’m done. It’s over. 102.73 taint killing miles are under my belt. The good news is that I MADE IT! The somewhat bad news is that I did not complete the course in the required 12 hours, so my...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-08-2007, 12:55 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,129
Posted By Phknlwyr
You'll need to get what's commonly called a...

You'll need to get what's commonly called a "triple seal" copy of the judgment from the WI court and enroll it in the appropriate court in Mizzou. The triple seal is a certified copy of the order...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-08-2007, 09:53 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,129
Posted By Phknlwyr
The "life" of a judgment is determined by the law...

The "life" of a judgment is determined by the law of the State where the judgment was obtained. In Maryland, for example, the judgment is good for 10 years and after that, you may file to extend it...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-02-2007, 12:04 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,009
Posted By Phknlwyr
Brian: Thank you very much!!! While it was...

Brian:

Thank you very much!!! While it was never my goal to solicit donations for the race here, I greatly appreciate your generosity, as will the young adults who will benefit from all of the...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-02-2007, 12:55 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,009
Posted By Phknlwyr
Here's my "1:47" answer to the OSO Gladiator's...

Here's my "1:47" answer to the OSO Gladiator's air shot.

Below that is Ms. Jenn Shelton. She won the female solo racer class at Cranky Monkey. She did 8 laps wearing her little black bikini outfit...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-02-2007, 12:44 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,009
Posted By Phknlwyr
This is from a training race that three of us did...

This is from a training race that three of us did in June. The 12 Hours of Cranky Monkey: as many 10 mile laps around the Quantico mountain biking course as you could do in 12 hours. I did 5 laps...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-02-2007, 12:36 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,009
Posted By Phknlwyr
Leadville 100

Unlike most of you fine people, I do not have a boat and do not go boating on a regular basis. My boating experiences are limited to the times when our humble Board God comes home to Maryland or...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-01-2007, 11:15 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,755
Posted By Phknlwyr
Mr. Schuble and I had fun with a Maryland State...

Mr. Schuble and I had fun with a Maryland State Pohleece water cop a few weeks ago. He left our boat with a new appreciation of Florida's "30 day to get title" rule. As I frantically was looking up...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 07-30-2007, 05:25 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,519
Posted By Phknlwyr
It's just you, Joe.

It's just you, Joe.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 01-18-2007, 08:47 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,138
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: OSO truck in MD

I have to come on to OSO to find out that you are back in the hood? WTF? Lunch?
Forum: General Boating Discussion 01-14-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,401
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: NY Strip Clubs???

http://www.penthouseexecutiveclub.com/main.htm
Forum: General Boating Discussion 01-14-2007, 03:42 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,401
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: NY Strip Clubs???

Alexander:

If you want upscale, you want the Penthouse Club. End of discussion. I'll get you the details.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 12-30-2006, 01:49 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 596
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: Happy Birthday Phknlywr

Thank you for the birthday wishes, everyone. I'll try and be more attentive. A home renovation is keeping me very busy and distracted.

I'll be thinking of everyone and especially the Cecil family...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 11-04-2006, 04:58 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 3,561
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: Mr. Wonderful’s seed has spawned

Congrats. Now please tell us all you are "one and done" so that the world can let out a collective sigh of relief.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 09-05-2006, 01:22 PM
Replies: 522
Views: 174,104
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: lake texoma accident !!!

Mr. Harris:

Your post should be the model for all first time posters on OSO. Thank you for showing unconditional support and exceptional class.

My condolences to the families of those that lost...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-21-2006, 11:41 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,063
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: Were comin to LOTO!!!!!

Looks like try-outs for the white trash Village People.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-21-2006, 11:21 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,613
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: Seacrets!!!

Seacrets is on the Assowoman Bay. I've never been there by boat but the Bay is rather shallow outside of the marked channel. If you go there, it is certainly worth it. Seven different bars, people...
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-17-2006, 10:48 PM
Replies: 132
Views: 9,311
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: OSO Steve - Just Heard About the "Next" OSO Boat....

Rub it a little and it becomes a 39. :evilb:
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-16-2006, 05:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 674
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: Spoof

Not exactly the message I was trying to convey, but you are getting warm.
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-16-2006, 05:33 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 674
Posted By Phknlwyr
Spoof

Hey Chris:
Forum: General Boating Discussion 08-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,567
Posted By Phknlwyr
Re: we're on a mission from god, and he is telling me i need the ratman.....

Boys,

The law shop is closed. In OC with wife and kids. Party at your own peril. When in doubt, however, always rely upon the following: "But officer, I didn't know it was a sheep."
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