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12-08-2002, 11:22 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,385
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

surrounded...

You've already got a computer.

Get a tv vid card...ATI all-in-wonder, hook to TV.

Logitech z-560 surround will cover a bedroom,
and the whoofer will induce orgasmic resposes
in most women.
...
11-30-2002, 09:04 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,199
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Tools...

T2X, look what the man had to work with,
if the original wasn't funny,
the copy ain't gonna be either.

Thank god nobody showed the script to Schwartzenegger...
11-30-2002, 09:00 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 4,218
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

arrgh

Nobody wants to kill the messager,
they just want him to drop the keyboard
and get into the shop
AND MAKE HIS BOAT FASTER.

One of the first things I learned in competition-
If I've got you...
11-29-2002, 04:26 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 4,218
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Does that mean...

Bashing of NON members will be tolerated?

I'd like to take this opportunity to bash all the cheating lying dirtbags we finished in front of this year.
They MUSTA been cheating, we were and didn't...
11-28-2002, 09:31 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 3,199
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Casting Call

We need to bring Burgess Meredith back
to play Knocky House...or maybe Cruise could do it, both about the same size.

Who plays the lead role??

Brad Garrett.
The big guy from Everybody Loves...
11-18-2002, 04:53 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 2,074
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

All that glitters...

My buddy Vinny Boombotz down at the pawnshop
says if your ol' lady doesn't have a loupe,
size is everything...in a diamond.

Can ya actually TELL one is better than another JUST by looking at it...
11-16-2002, 08:21 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 7,147
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

The Church Of Whats Happenin' NOW...

X-man-

The good ol' days were great.

Teevee, in its current incarnation,
does nothing for offshore
but bring bills to the sanctioning body for the coverage.

Wanna see more boats?
11-15-2002, 08:51 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 7,147
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Bravo, Pete...(but the speedmasters are stronger)

Exactly.

Point being, racers RACE.

The cost vs prize money ratio is a BAD JOKE
in boatracing.

How to improve it?

DUMP that useless TV coverage,
11-15-2002, 07:47 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 7,147
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Show Biz Kids Makin' Movies OF Themselves...

HERE's a good idea.

If your objective is to be on the boob tube,
go into show bidness.

If you wanna help BOATRACING,
build or buy a raceboat,
or take up a collection
and buy your favorite...
10-21-2002, 04:51 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,954
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Reason is...

You're filling the tank so there's less room for AIR,
which expands in the sun out the vent during the day.

Moisture laden air enters the tank at night
when things cool down.

Less air space =...
09-30-2002, 07:27 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,120
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

"I have a feeling that the main issue will have...

"I have a feeling that the main issue will have to do with the lack of a full width transom for stability"

Urethane foam poured liberally will stiffen just about anything.
09-21-2002, 02:20 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,807
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

NEWS FLASH!

Super limited unlimited cats w/cheese to be replaced by
a new class in N'awleans...

P'D-OFF

Rulebook will be no less than the thickness
of the hardcover version
of WAR AND PEACE,
and all...
09-12-2002, 12:11 PM
Replies: 304
Views: 20,752
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

From where I'm sitting-

Win (race) on Sunday, sell (boats) on monday...
and advertize the crap out of your accomplishments.
And see if you can work as hard at the game as Reggie.

If a beak, swim platform or any other...
09-03-2002, 07:19 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 345
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Politics are fun(ny)

Those of us interested in
sideline seats for political infighting
have stolen all the popcorn
and slid over to the usenet group
rec.boats.racing.power

All it needs is John Crouse to jump in...
09-02-2002, 11:43 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,653
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

P classes are great, but

P classes are for folks to gain experience
or run equipment otherwize uncompetitive, IMO.

As I posted once before,
SBI oughta change the name of their
F classes to alleviate confusion
among...
09-02-2002, 01:04 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,653
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

On the other hand

Some of us like to test our skills in the building and wrenching arenas, and will send our engines out to somebody else to work on and seal when they pry the tools out of our cold dead hands.

See-...
08-31-2002, 08:53 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,215
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Easy

Rigid/inflatable, outboards on steroids.

Jacques Cousteau usta beat the crap outa 'em.

Run O/B till it's guts is hangin' out,
kick it over the side in 300' of water,
buy another.

Continue...
08-24-2002, 04:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 373
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Carb won't carb, cam won't cam, and the pistons, they don't work either...

HTTP://WWW.CRANECAMS.COM

These guys will talk to you like you're human,
and give you a cam/kit that WORKS.

Look in the tech help area, and use the phone #.
08-21-2002, 10:02 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,196
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

I suppose...

It'd haveta be GAS TURBINE powered,
whatever the drive system...
maybe onea those russian magnetic drives, perhaps?

We could get Beano to sponsor the series,
and Anusol to sponsor the vehicles....
08-21-2002, 07:24 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,196
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

What a concept...

Boatracing for people who don't like to work on boats.

Lemme see...we race the thing for an hour at a time,
and work on it a couplea hundred.

And you mean to tell me there's folks having more...
08-20-2002, 10:48 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,196
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

I like to POKER every once in a while, but only...

I like to POKER every once in a while,
but only if she don't RUN...

(insert rimshot here)
08-20-2002, 06:20 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 2,196
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

Lemme make this simple...

If the RACERS didn't want but one sanctioning body,
there'd only BE ONE.

Everybody likes do do things differently.

Please don't give us the tired old
FOR THE GOOD OF THE SPORT
crap...I race...
08-12-2002, 09:48 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,567
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

On the other hand...

The only thing JP did this weekend was overshadow
the great accomplishment of
Sarah Fisher.

Goddamn yellow dog journalistas,
history is made, and all we can report on is the wrecks.

I keep...
06-23-2002, 12:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 554
Posted By Ruben Bermudez

TV or NOT TV, that is the question...

Anybody got any idea
what the sanctioning bodies
pay to the television production companies
to attend and tape the races?

RB
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