Schwartzcraft Power boats to set new Vee bottom record before the Miami boat show
01-24-2007, 10:05 AM
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Schwartzcraft Power boats to set new Vee bottom record before the Miami boat show
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1/24/07 7:00 AM
Millionaire sportsman Horatio Schwartz announced today that he would run his newest Schwartzcraft racing Vee hull to a World Record speed for monohulls at a secret location and date. Horsepower is rumored to be over 4000 per engine, but the number of engines and length of the hull were not disclosed.
Horatios' press secretary, Sterling Hyperbole, when reminded that there doesn't seem to actually be a Schwartzcraft Boat company, replied: " Zees are simply annoying details.....and we laugh at your implications!" When pressed further about the whereabouts of the secretive Mr. Schwartz, Sterling replied glibly: " He is out looking for zee perfect crash helmet....one zat will not mess up hees hair". A final question about Mister Hyperbole's strange accent caused the press conference to end in a fistfight.
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1/24/07 7:00 AM
Millionaire sportsman Horatio Schwartz announced today that he would run his newest Schwartzcraft racing Vee hull to a World Record speed for monohulls at a secret location and date. Horsepower is rumored to be over 4000 per engine, but the number of engines and length of the hull were not disclosed.
Horatios' press secretary, Sterling Hyperbole, when reminded that there doesn't seem to actually be a Schwartzcraft Boat company, replied: " Zees are simply annoying details.....and we laugh at your implications!" When pressed further about the whereabouts of the secretive Mr. Schwartz, Sterling replied glibly: " He is out looking for zee perfect crash helmet....one zat will not mess up hees hair". A final question about Mister Hyperbole's strange accent caused the press conference to end in a fistfight.
Story at eleven.
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01-24-2007, 10:19 AM
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Re: Schwartzcraft Power boats to set new Vee bottom record before the Miami boat show
yes the fox river is till open behind the house with no boat traffic will be perfect spot for it
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01-24-2007, 10:33 AM
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Re: Schwartzcraft Power boats to set new Vee bottom record before the Miami boat show
Can you count to eleven?
Found a recent picture of Mr. Schwartz here... http://www.iltrails.org/jackson/schwph1.htm
Found a recent picture of Mr. Schwartz here... http://www.iltrails.org/jackson/schwph1.htm
01-24-2007, 11:15 AM
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I undestand there will be a 12 page spread on the record attempt in the new Mega Xtreme H2O Super Hot Powerboat Throttle Fully Over The Top magazine, due on newstands and in your mailbox in February of 2010 
01-24-2007, 11:26 AM
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Papache's boat is faster than a Schwartzcraft!!!!
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01-24-2007, 11:41 AM
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Re: Schwartzcraft Power boats to set new Vee bottom record before the Miami boat show
I also heard some nut put a pair of 400 hp O/Bs on a boat that flies and has theoretically suprpassed the World Water Speed record for Propeller driven craft. The computer generated run is certified and santioned by Microsoft.
Should be a cool article, I'm working on it now.
Should be a cool article, I'm working on it now.
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