"78 Ranchero w a badazz 460!

not enough Red Neck in me to drive one of those

Kenny, there is a reason no one has one of those.

Get your azz back in the boat johnny! This thing's gonna be worth a mint after Dukes of Hazzard comes out!

Do you fantasize about jessica simpson strutting around singing these boots were made for walking while you are punching the clown in the front seat under the shade tree?

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are !!

Kenny, this one's for you!

A guy in my town has one, but I think his is older. It's white with the blue stripe on the side. He is the original owner and I think he has about 30,000 miles on it. The car is mint.

Here is my old 1970 elcamino. 48000 original miles 500HP 468. Mint, show winner. Had to sell it to one of my friends when I got divorced. His wife is holding the trophy that they won.

I always like looking at the ford ranch and the chevy el. I had a ford but could not keep the c-4 tranny under it.