Local news reported that Cage's Porsche found in bottom of Lake of Ozarks. It was being transported accross country and was stolen. They think after the theives saw in the glove box who owned the car they decided to ditch it.

FWI

yeah I saw it was his car and stashed it.. It was one hell of a ride though i didn't do it iiiii swear

you sure it wasn't one of those...."hold my beer and watch this"

The thieves pushed it down the boat ramp and it was gone in 60 seconds.

... couldn't resist

The News said there was a fish hook in one of the seats. How would you like to catch an 89 Speedster?

Geeez......more Tuesday humor.....

Mach1Shorty,

Is that because it sank like "The Rock"?

I'm with EUBY, I think he hit the nail on the head considering the part of the country it was found! Although it would be applicable here to!!

I thought he lent the car to Tom Cruise who leaned on it when it was in neutral while talking to a hooker and the car rolled off a dock.