Upon speaking with my engine builder, he conveyed to me that I should start compiling a list.....

I am now taking reservations on my "who would like to get drilled and when" list by Slim next year. I already have a few on the list...

GLH (no longer King of Champlain)
OnThePipeTiger(will own this homo)
Links (egg beater POS)
Superbabi (scumbag special)
109mph Baja guy (shattering his record until JC breaks mine)
Twin Step Gun (Stecz is driving during this kill)
P Offshore (might want to stay home)
War Party (beating him in reverse)
Trick (whatever junk he brings)


Please feel free to reserve a date and time.....

Hurry up... LOTO, Grand and Champlain are booking up quick

We offer a complete engine line of different power levels to best suit your own personalized Azz- kicking by Slim.If you really want to get your Azz handed to you, we offer the 1100 HP engine that should easily murder your junk by 20 MPH.Goes right in SS in an hour

only 20? you are being too kind.....

I dont know what it is but a single #6 just looks f'in mean! sick sick sick.

i like this thread... i think you raise some valid points masher....

So when will the A$$ kicking hardware be together and ready to run?

Hardware will be ready soon.... assembly is coming shortly....

Stecz this list could get large rather quickly if these d-bags keep messing with us.... be ready

I want to be at the top of the list, before this things breaks, so you have no excuses.

This is great!

Now my buddies Ski-Nautique has some competition! For the single engine class we will begin with tubing to the dam, and slalom skiing on the way back. First one to fall loses!

You are a penis....and to think I was so nice to you in KW.... I even controlled Byrdman around you.... next year he gets let loose. I already have Stecz's permission.

I nominate you for the first triple digit tube ride on Grand