A father asked his 10 year old son.........
01-31-2002 | 09:39 AM
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A father asked his 10 year old son.........
........if he knew about the birds and the
bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6, I got the there's no Santa speech.
At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech.
When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
If you tell me that grown-ups don't really ****, I'll have nothing left to live for.
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No" he replied, "its just arthritis."
[ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: Risk Taker ]
bees.
"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6, I got the there's no Santa speech.
At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech.
When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
If you tell me that grown-ups don't really ****, I'll have nothing left to live for.
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor, crawled painfully onto a stool and ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
"No" he replied, "its just arthritis."
[ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: Risk Taker ]
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