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Old 02-01-2002 | 11:15 AM
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65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
40 - You can see your breath; Californians shiver uncontrollaby; Minnesotans go swimming.
35 - Italian cars won't start.
30 - You plan your vation to Australia.
25 - Ohio water freezes; Californians weep; Minnesotans eat ice cream; Canadians go swimming.
20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless; New York City water freezes.
15 - French cars won't start; Cat insists on sleeping in bed with you.
10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 - American cars won't start.
-10 - German cars won't start.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
-20 - Politicians actually do something about the homeless; Japanese cars won't start.
-25 - Too cold to think.
-30 - You plan a two-week hot bath; Swedish cars won't start.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes.
-80 - Hell freezes over; Viking fans order hot cocoa instead of cold beer at the game.
-90 - Politicians put their hands in their own pockets.
 
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Old 02-01-2002 | 02:17 PM
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Old 02-01-2002 | 02:20 PM
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LOL!!!

30 degrees should also have
"Michiganders finally put there boats away"
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Old 02-01-2002 | 02:41 PM
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last night....

-10 - German cars won't start
 
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Old 02-02-2002 | 08:56 PM
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Yea Traviss either 30 degrees or when the water blows to Canada and everything sits in the muck
 
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Old 02-02-2002 | 08:57 PM
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