This guy was in his "High Performance" fishing boat and was making a high speed turn when he lost control and was ejected into a fence. Ouch! Ended up with a full recovery.

HOLY CRAP BATMAN, OUCH

I will have to be careful in my new Concept.

i knew i never liked fishing for some reason....

isn't that one of those edockers mounted on one of the posts from his four poster bed

"careful doc my balls are up there somewhere...i think"

Your information is totally inaccurate. This picture has been around for years. This poor guy worked for a power company, and this was a work related accident. Furthermore, he did in fact die, after blood poisoning, sepsis, and blunt force trauma to major organs.

did the fishing boat have a stepped hull?

If he had a major organ he should have been in porno.
Just a joke it's really a bad deal.

The other story sounded much better though.