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Old 03-30-2006 | 05:58 AM
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Sailboters and the Barber

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."



The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.



Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;

I'm doing community service this week."



The cop is happy and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.



Later a Power Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."



The Power Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.



Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".



Then a Sail Boater comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Sail Boater is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen SailBoaters lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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Old 03-30-2006 | 08:12 AM
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Thanks I needed that this morning
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Old 03-30-2006 | 08:20 AM
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Old 03-30-2006 | 08:33 AM
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I work with two sail boaters and can't wait to spring this on them
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Old 03-30-2006 | 09:43 AM
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Old 03-30-2006 | 10:12 AM
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Sailboaters rarely cut their hair, especially under the arms. Not even the men !!
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Old 03-30-2006 | 10:28 AM
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Damn Hippies!!!!
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Old 03-30-2006 | 10:29 AM
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Hey O.S., where'd you find that?
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Old 03-30-2006 | 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by hpoffshore
Hey O.S., where'd you find that?
I'm sorry Hugh, I should have included your name in the closing credits!! Thanks for the email!!!
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Old 03-30-2006 | 12:12 PM
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HEHEHE
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