So I called the storage guy and asked if I can pick up the FOUNTAIN next week. Damn land lubbers

get a rope!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least he didn't ask if you are goin fishing.

lol. I was just getting my haircut and was talking about boating with the girl who was cutting my hair. She asked what kind of boat we had, I said a Cigarette, and she said that she just saw a Cigarette boat in the parking lot yesterday. I thought maybe it was GL, but she said it had checkers on it. I don't think I've ever seen a Cig with checkers before, never mind in this area.

Cigarettes don't see to many checker flags either

Duhhhh!!

I was parked in front of Blockbuster having lunch across the street at TGIF...

If she saw checkers she might be a Fountain fan.... no surprise from a hairdresser... Was she wearing a lot of jewelery and hairplugs?

so.....whats your point, er i mean beak

Get a Tylenol down it with Evian sit on your Lazy-Boy or in your Jacuzzi and put a Band-Aid on your wounds, dry your eyes with some Kleenex and Xerox us your complaint written in Crayola for a Polaroid of this Kodak moment. We'll file it in the proper Tupperware mixed in with some Jell-O, a few Slinkys and Silly-Putty, put the whole thing in the Frigidaire beside the Cohibas and wait to see what turns out.

Meanwhile we'll put the Ski-Doo in Self-Storage and go for a Cigarette boat ride.

at least they didn't call it a "see-gar" boat.