Aside from looking a bit like Kevin (guy on the right), I can really see Kevin acting like this too.



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Happy Mother's Day everyone.

That is too funny and very close to home. For clarification, however, please note the following:

1. That dude does look a lot like me. To be clear, the non-sweater wearing brother, because if you ever see me wearing a ***goty Mr. Rodgers sweater, you have my permission to shoot me.

2. While appropriately hostile to the church going, sweater wearing, once a month missionary position only sex having brother, my stunt doule fails to mete out the necessary level of sarcasm that the situation desperately deserved.

3. I would never wear a t-shirt that had the word "tool" on it without an accompanying arrow pointing to the left, the right, or down towards my crotch to indicate to whom (or what) the moniker is directed.

4. As the victim of a private school education, I know all too well how to tie a tie. Nonetheless, I would screw up the length just to be a sh!t like my stunt double, Tucker.

To all you mothers out there in OSO land, congrats on spawning, thank you for caring for what you have spanwed, and pardon us for spawnees for our sporadic indignation towards you despite all you have done.