>Once upon a time, long, long ago there was a
>Presidential election that was too close to call.
>Neither the Republican presidential candidate nor
>the Democratic presidential candidate had enough
>votes to win the election.
>
>Therefore, it was decided that there should be an
>ice fishing contest between the two candidates to
>determine the final winner. There was much talk
>about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a
>week-long ice fishing
>
>competition seemed the (manly) way to settle thing
>s. The candidate that catches the most fish at the
>end of the week wins.
>
>After a lot of back and forth discussion, it was
>decided that the contest would take place on a
>remote and cold lake in Wisconsin. There were to be
>no observers present,
>
>and both men were to be sent out separately on this
>remote lake and return daily with their catch for
>counting and verification.
>
>At the end of the first day, George W. returns to
>the starting line and he has 10 fish. Soon, Al Gore
>returns and has zero fish.
>
>Well, everyone assumes he is just having another
>bad hair day or something and hopefully, he will
>catch up the next day.
>
>
>At the end of the 2nd day George W. comes in with
>
>20 fish and Al Gore comes in again with none.
>
>That evening, Bill Clinton gets together secretly
>with Al and says, "Al, I think George W. is a low-life
>cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out
>tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just
>spy on him and see if he is cheating in any way.
>
>The next night (after George W. comes back with
>50 fish), Bill Clinton says to Al, "Well, what about it,
>is George W. cheatin'?"
>
>"He sure is, Bill, he's cutting holes in the ice."

bhahahahaha.

GO BUSH!

hehe.

BUSH FOR PRESIDENT!!!

haha. (dat didnt sound any better.)

i like.

LOL

, Will someone send Gore an ice pick with instructions.

Please do not give sharp tools to politicians, they are dangerous enough already.

HAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha......LMFAO