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Old 10-14-2006 | 05:27 PM
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Put a candle in the Road Kill, it's James Birthday!

Dear James,

Augie is in Fla taking care of his parents but he still remembered your birthday. He called me to ask if I could put up this email for you.

Augie even went so far as having his Uncle put a special birthday message on the Internet for you. Hopefully you'll find wisdom in his words. So put down that Possum that your chomping on and click on this link. Let me know if you need a translator. Sorry, he doesn't know how to speak Redneck.

A message from Augie's Uncle

Have a happy birthday!

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Old 10-14-2006 | 11:25 PM
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Old 10-15-2006 | 05:48 AM
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Ron Thanks Bro all of you guys are the greatest people out there!I would like to say If it wasnt for Racing I would never have met so many people that I have come to know as 1 big family,I am a very lucky man to have friends like Augie and all Yankees up there. You guys have changed my Redneck way of thinking about the North,Thanx to everyone.
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Happy B-Day


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Old 10-15-2006 | 10:36 AM
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Hey James.........
I'll catch you a present today.........(sound familiar)

It's smaller than a breadbox.....grows another leg if you pull one off .....doesn't make any sound......doesn't bite you, you eat it.....great with mustard sauce. AND the best part........season opens today on these critters. How many you want?
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Old 10-15-2006 | 11:49 AM
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Damn Pat, sounds tasty. Can ya deep fry em in lard? Do they go well with a nice mustard sauce and a bottle of Ripple?

Send some up here too!
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Old 10-15-2006 | 11:53 AM
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James, for your birthday we are all going to take you out for a night on the town. Come on up and we'll show you around New Yawk City. Bring your guns, plenty of stuff to shoot at.

And them rats taste just like chicken.
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Originally Posted by Ron P
Damn Pat, sounds tasty. Can ya deep fry em in lard? Do they go well with a nice mustard sauce and a bottle of Ripple?

Send some up here too!
No need for lard or ripple.............eat-em cold with "Joe's" mustard sauce.........and a pina colada
with a hunk of key lime pie to finish off......with a candle in it, happy birthday james

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