What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour
10-23-2006 | 12:14 PM
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What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour
First of all, I'd like to thank BZ and his crew, B-rad, Rich, Dave and Mike, Dennis and Meagan, Eddie, Andy, Perillo, TZ...without you guys our summer might have sucked. Now, on with the knowledge:
- Put a drunk blind guy on a LOTO trip, and he WILL fall in the water...multiple times
- 19 cases of beer, 13 bottles of Jager, 5 days...oh my god
- I can't hang
- Standard operating procedure - get to the harbor at 10, leave at the earliest by 1 or 1:30
- When the bar closes, the party starts (this is why I can't hang!)
- A bar named "Juice" in Kingston, Ontario, Canada will never be the same
- Jager-bombs are not just for breakfast any more
- When your wife POLITELY declines an offer from another woman to lick chocolate syrup off her breasts, you are in a good place
- When the above offer is accepted by the two hot chicks on the next boat over, you are definately in a good place
- 42 feet will spoil you
- A reference to Eddie's mom may not have anything to do with his actual mother
- Ditto for Perillo's grandma
- In certain situations, a purple bucket may save your life
- When you see said purple bucket coming up from the cabin, STAY OUT OF THE WAY
- Bob's boat should have been called a "Sexecutioner"
Thanks again, lookin' forward to the BZWT 2007, baby!
- Put a drunk blind guy on a LOTO trip, and he WILL fall in the water...multiple times
- 19 cases of beer, 13 bottles of Jager, 5 days...oh my god
- I can't hang
- Standard operating procedure - get to the harbor at 10, leave at the earliest by 1 or 1:30
- When the bar closes, the party starts (this is why I can't hang!)
- A bar named "Juice" in Kingston, Ontario, Canada will never be the same
- Jager-bombs are not just for breakfast any more
- When your wife POLITELY declines an offer from another woman to lick chocolate syrup off her breasts, you are in a good place
- When the above offer is accepted by the two hot chicks on the next boat over, you are definately in a good place
- 42 feet will spoil you
- A reference to Eddie's mom may not have anything to do with his actual mother
- Ditto for Perillo's grandma
- In certain situations, a purple bucket may save your life
- When you see said purple bucket coming up from the cabin, STAY OUT OF THE WAY
- Bob's boat should have been called a "Sexecutioner"
Thanks again, lookin' forward to the BZWT 2007, baby!
Last edited by sommerfliesby; 10-23-2006 at 03:14 PM.
Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour
10-27-2006 | 05:50 PM
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Re: What I learned on the Bob Z 2006 World Tour
Good thing he's got "big" shoulders 
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