Ten ways to tell if you are a performance boat nut

Every vehicle at your home has a trailer hitch including your kids tricycle

The blades on your ceiling fan have been repitched cupped and balanced

All your clothing comes from the Mercury racing catalog.

You are surprised to find out that Arizona also has a desert.

You have a black velvet painting of Elvis , John Wayne , Reggie Fountain , and Jesus playing cards.

Your wife want a nose job so you have her call IMCO

Every vacation you take is tangent to a poker run

Your boat payment is greater than your mortgage

Even your kids stroller has buddy bearings

When you take a good look around your house you can find about 34 life jackets



You fix everything with tie wraps

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All your stuff is stored in your boat but taken out when on water.

Your stereo says "sony marine" on it.

You make fun of Reggie every chance you get.
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U don't just have a plastic prop in the hitch reciever, U have a six blade Hering spin'n in it!!!!

every room in your house has pics of your boat.

you have thousands of boat magazines.

your wife thinks u care more about your boat than her.

your always looking to better the boat not the house or your cars.

When you take your car to the mall to go shopping, you pop the hood and leave it up for everyone to look at your engine!

Every conversation has a tie to boating.

your needing glasses from looking at oso so much

Every car you own has a mercury sticker on it.