Jack was to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
> > > > fireside chat.
> > > >
> > > > "Jack," he says, "Let me tell you something. On my wedding night in
> > our
> > > > honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers, handed them to your mother
> > and
> > > > said 'Here Honey, try these on'. So she did, and said 'Well
> sweetie,
> > > > they're a little too big, I can't wear them' so I replied 'Exactly.
> I
> > > > wear the trousers in this family, and I always will'. Ever since
> that
> > > > night we have never had any problems."
> > > >
> > > > "Hmmm," says Jack, and thinks it's a good thing to try. So, on his
> > > > honeymoon Jack takes off his trousers and says to Jill, "Here Babe,
> > try
> > > > these on". So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't
> fit
> > > > me". Jack then says, "Exactly. I wear the trousers in this
> > relationship,
> > >
> > > > I always will, and I don't want you to forget that".
> > > >
> > > > At this, Jill takes off her knickers, hands them to Jack and says,
> > > > "Here, you try on mine". So he tries and says, "I can't even get
> into
> > > > your knickers". Jill says, "Exactly. and if you don't change your
> > > > f**king attitude, you never will!"
> >

DOH

Smart girl Jill is!

That good. Just for the record, at my house I wear the pants...I just don't get to pick the color!

i love it

I definitely wear the pants, just dont tell my wife

I definitely wear the pants, and she carries a purse - unfortunately, the checkbook is in the purse!