They were touring around the market place looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say:

"You're foreigners! Come in! Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex, like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after hearing what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god that he was.

The husband asked the Pakistani, "How could sandals make one into a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on, Sahib."

With that, and after much badgering from his wife, he finally conceded to try them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years.... raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs.

The Pakistani began screaming: "YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET !! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

One of the better jokes i've heard...

That's pretty good.

Sean

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A true story I am told and no it wasn't Shor it was Traviss