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Old 01-10-2002 | 04:31 PM
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Talking A drunk man who smelled like beer...........

........sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained,his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the
priest and asked," Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol
and a contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of bath."

"Well, I'll be danged," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does".

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Old 01-10-2002 | 04:33 PM
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LOL!!
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Old 01-10-2002 | 04:37 PM
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Traviss how many times have I told you don't talk to strangers on the subway!!!!

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glad those things don't cause arthritis, if they did I would not be able to type
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Old 01-10-2002 | 04:42 PM
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Old 01-10-2002 | 05:08 PM
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ROTFLMAO
 
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Old 01-10-2002 | 05:12 PM
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That gets 1/2
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Old 01-10-2002 | 05:13 PM
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LOL nice one
 
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Old 01-10-2002 | 05:13 PM
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Old 01-10-2002 | 05:28 PM
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Old 01-10-2002 | 10:46 PM
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Poor Pope!
 
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