Jon was excited about his new rifle and wanted to try it out, so he went bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder and he turned round to see a larger black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices, I either maul you to death or we have sex." Jon decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Jon soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip, found the black bear, and shot it. Immediately, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a big brown bear stood right next to him. The brown bear said, "That was a huge mistake, Jon. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Jon thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it was several months before Jon finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the brown bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a gigantic grizzly bear standing there.


The grizzly bear said "Admit it, Jon, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"





Traviss - is that you???

hey your a girl you can't pick on me


Are you the girl that was black and blue,scared of sex and tied up in troutlys basement I know your a kinky girl ....

x cell lent

Traviss - I can pick on ya all I want hon!! Please don't bring up Troutly's basement-bad memories

Good one

Thats a good one

I like it!

Hmm, is this a jab at AudioFN by chance?

Brian

Troutly,

How did you get this bad rap and everyone pick on you?