I got my azz handed to me by an apache yesterday. I was whoopin his azz until he pulled out his tomahawk and went to work on my wig. He got one good lick on me and then I pulled on him. You have never seen 250lbs move so fast as gravels were pouring off the bottoms of my feet. 17 Staples latter......I am ready for round 2!

ouch...

Ouch man ... is right! That Apache hit quick I bet ... they usually do! One got me, June 11th, 2007, after I was pulling on him too ... WHACK hammered the sticks and here's what I ended up with.

10 staples ... 2 surgeries

I got this nasty paper cut the other day, no pics, not a pretty sight...........

Did the one that got you have a headdress that looked like the colors of a gay pride flag? The one that got me did...he was a tad feminine until he split my head open....

That's him, he got me twice, they stitched my calf, shoved it back in, and sewed me up....he's down south now.

i bit my tongue today while chewing gum. i'll take a pic 4 u all asap

You're lucky to still have a repairable scalp!!!

I got a bad hair cut the other day and I am not going to take a pick of it and show ya

You guys are a joke...I pulled the little bit of skin that sticks out on your finger at the nail back too far and it started to bleed It hurt so bad I had to take 4 Norcos and drink a pint of JD . Now I am ready to get back at it today, I did rest for about 4 hours to try and let it heal a little. No, really I cleaned because it was raining here. I did take the Norcos though.