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Old 09-12-2007 | 05:54 AM
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Stuff like this makes me glad I'm not a college football fan! Thought of a certain boat right when I saw this article:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296466,00.html

Hope you've got a good alibi Chris!
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Old 09-12-2007 | 07:36 AM
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I bet he really stood out with his white shorts and longhorn shirt. He might have been castrated for another reason.
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Old 09-12-2007 | 08:03 AM
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BEVO is next!
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Old 09-12-2007 | 10:39 AM
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Calf fries anyone!!
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Old 09-12-2007 | 11:37 AM
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Typical OU ball grabber...
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Old 09-12-2007 | 11:51 AM
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don't worry I am sure a Texas fan who happens to be a meat cutter won't have any thing up his sleeve
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Old 09-12-2007 | 12:02 PM
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Phuck, that was on June 17th? Wasn't even during season or spring practice.
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Old 09-12-2007 | 12:27 PM
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The best part, the guy is a church deacon

"Beckett, a 53-year-old church deacon, federal auditor and former Army
combat veteran, has pleaded not guilty."
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Old 09-12-2007 | 02:03 PM
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don't worry I am sure a Texas fan who happens to be a meat cutter won't have any thing up his sleeve
That poor bastard will bring his knife to a gun fight!

What does Texas and pot have in common?..................They both get smoked in a bowl!
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Old 09-13-2007 | 10:04 AM
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I sent this link to my uncle, and here is his reply

"Obviously a phony story. Torn testicles on a Texan? Highly unlikely. First you have to find a Texan with a pair. "
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