OU/Bud Light "Real Men of Genius"
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This was sent to me by a friend and thought you guys would enjoy this.
Sung to the "Real Men of Genius song"
Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Longhorn Fan.
(Mr. Delusional Longhorn Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you join the bovine faithful in telling us how good UT is going to be based on inscrutable logic and former 5-star highschool recruits.
(We're gonna be number one!)
You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control as you watch your rival represent the Big12 South in your conference championship.
(Championships are overratedddddddddd!)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of the one championship you won since the Beatles broke up.
(Vince Young where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?)
And ignore all the under-performing teams you've fielded and embarrassing games you've lost at home and away.
(We just ran out of timmeeeeeeeeeee!)
After all, you'll argue BCS Bowls are over commercialized and you like playing at the Holiday bowl.
(Bring on Pac-10 number 4!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that Mack Brown never really ever loses a game, he just frequently runs out of time!!!!
(Mr. Delusional, Irrational Longhorn Fannnnnnnn!)
Sung to the "Real Men of Genius song"
Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Longhorn Fan.
(Mr. Delusional Longhorn Faaaaaan!)
Season after season, year after year, you join the bovine faithful in telling us how good UT is going to be based on inscrutable logic and former 5-star highschool recruits.
(We're gonna be number one!)
You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control as you watch your rival represent the Big12 South in your conference championship.
(Championships are overratedddddddddd!)
Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of the one championship you won since the Beatles broke up.
(Vince Young where are youuuuuuuuuuuu?)
And ignore all the under-performing teams you've fielded and embarrassing games you've lost at home and away.
(We just ran out of timmeeeeeeeeeee!)
After all, you'll argue BCS Bowls are over commercialized and you like playing at the Holiday bowl.
(Bring on Pac-10 number 4!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort in knowing that Mack Brown never really ever loses a game, he just frequently runs out of time!!!!
(Mr. Delusional, Irrational Longhorn Fannnnnnnn!)
#2
I know the actual guys that record those commercials. I might see him on sunday and I'll ask him if they can put it to music !!!
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