All you ever wanted to know about T2x
12-19-2007 | 01:20 PM
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All you ever wanted to know about T2x
The Reality of T2x:
T2x doesn't sleep with a night light. T2x isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of T2x.
T2x recently visited The Virgin Islands (with Brownie). They are now called The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of T2x pajamas.
T2x has never paid taxes. He just sends in a blank form and includes a picture of himself.
If T2x is late, then time had damn well better stop.
T2x sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled strength. He then beat up the devil and took back his soul.
When T2x was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" T2x received an A+ for turning in a paper declaring Cats better than V bottoms.
T2x actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
T2x clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
If T2x ever calls your house, be in! T2x doesn't leave messages; he leaves warnings.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into T2x and lights bonfires in his driveway.
Water actually parts for T2x.
T2x once swam faster than an Apache just to disprove the V bottom superiority myth!
and...
T2x has never had hair on his head, he prefers to blind his racing opponents with the glare from his dome!
T2x doesn't sleep with a night light. T2x isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of T2x.
T2x recently visited The Virgin Islands (with Brownie). They are now called The Islands.
Superman owns a pair of T2x pajamas.
T2x has never paid taxes. He just sends in a blank form and includes a picture of himself.
If T2x is late, then time had damn well better stop.
T2x sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his rugged good looks and unparalleled strength. He then beat up the devil and took back his soul.
When T2x was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" T2x received an A+ for turning in a paper declaring Cats better than V bottoms.
T2x actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
T2x clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
If T2x ever calls your house, be in! T2x doesn't leave messages; he leaves warnings.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry, he transforms into T2x and lights bonfires in his driveway.
Water actually parts for T2x.
T2x once swam faster than an Apache just to disprove the V bottom superiority myth!
and...
T2x has never had hair on his head, he prefers to blind his racing opponents with the glare from his dome!
12-19-2007 | 02:24 PM
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