Billy Boy,
We will get you drunk on Friday night. That should only take about 2 beers for a light weight like you.
What I wouldn't give to be 27 again

hey happy birthday

Thanks u bizatches! Now buy me some drinks tomorrow night and surrender your women!

Little Willy,
I hate to tell you this buddy...but the only reason we invite you anywhere, is so that we can look at your girlfriend

i figured as much...so why dont you guys do us ALL a favor and donate to the "buy jess some tits fund"? it's not very popular yet but i'm hoping it really takes off! (and soon!)

OK Buddy,
I wouldn't surrender this one to just anybody. But you deserve her.

i would get the teeth done at the same time, thats just me though

I had to quick do a quote of this, so you can't go back and edit it. HHHMMM Now I think you will be contributing to the buy John some gas fund or I will Email this page to Jessica

Happy Birthday BIG DADDY

Well you should be savin plenty drinkin that cheap chit beer